Incorrect quotes for these idiot countries!

Self explanatory. Shit gets messy between these guys and ladies. Got a quote? Send it in! Also, multi ship.

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Taiwan: As a bisexual woman, I’m constantly giving sex advice to men. That’s why for Pride Month, I’m teaming up with Mortal Kombat to launch the FINISH HER campaign---

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Australia: *Picking up a coffee pot.* What if I just put coffee on my cereal instead of milk?

New Zealand: *Taking the coffee pot as he walks by.* How about you don't do that?

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Hungary: Rot in Hell, crap-face!

Hungary: Also I love you, and I treasure you, and you bore me!

Prussia: God, you're being so mean...do it more.

Hungary: I hope you die.

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Nyo America: HeeEeEeeyy it's a party in the USA!

Nyo France: It sounds more like cats dying in the USA.

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Britain: You need to listen when I am speaking to you!

Hong Kong: Okay, boomer.

Britain: *Internally screaming.*

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Could you make some Nyo America quotes?

Nyo Britain: Y-you got into Harvard Law!?

Nyo America: What, like it's hard?

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Give me countries to make quotes for, I'm drawing blanks here.

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America: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired. I'll be fine.

Russia: But, darling, I will be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

America: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Russia: Is it working?

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Prussia: *Wearing sunglasses.* I don't want to be awesome anymore!

Prussia: *Throws the sunglasses against the wall only for them to bounce back onto his face perfectly.*

Prussia: Well, I guess I don't have a choice!

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Netherlands: I focus more on money than people, because I've never met a euro I didn't like.

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Turkey: Fight me, you nerd ass punk!

Greece: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.

France: *Randomly interjecting.* Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Greece: Somehow that was worse.

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Awesome Trio: Laying on the ground and looking at the sky.*

Denmark: Do you guys think we're friends in every universe?

America: God, I hope not! I can barely stand you assholes as it is!

Prussia and Denmark: *Dying of laughter.*

Prussia: Could you imagine us going to an alternate universe, and the us from there are just like "what the fuck is wrong with you three?"

Denmark: "Why are you with these idiots?"

America: "Did you hit your head or something, dude?"

Awesome Trio: *Rolling on the ground, laughing like maniacs.*

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Germany, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Italy, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Germany in heels would be so funny. And Italy wearing 6 inch heels with no problem makes me smile so big!

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America: And your boyfriend's name is...?

Austria: Spain.

Austria: I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. I thought you say best friend. Spain is my best friend.

Spain: You bastard! You lying bastard! That's it. I no cover for you, no more! Peoples. I have a big announcement.

Spain: This man is Gay and European! And neither is disgrace! You've got to stop your being a completely closet case. It's me not her he's seeing! No matter what he say! I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.

Spain: You are so gay! You big parfait! You flaming boy band cabaret.

Austria: I'm straight!

Spain: You were not yesterday.

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Romania: Living the goth life isn't a choice. It's either in your blood, or it isn't.

Norway: And your fangs weren't a choice?

Romania: They were expensive, and they make me look hot!

Britain: Are you two going to just stand there talking all day, or are you going to help me with this spell!?

Romania and Norway: Sorry Britain.

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Ladonia: DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!

Sealand: But Ladonia-

Ladonia: AAAAAHHH!

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Germany: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

N. Italy: But don't you hate yourself.

Germany: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

Poor Germany, lol.