#hetalia incorrect quote

[ivan-braginski-lover]

*Prussia and America are arguing during a world meeting.*

America: You know what, Prussia? Why don't you go jump in traffic!

Prussia: What did the awesome me do to warrant that kind of response!?

America: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because I found out that YOU'RE FUCKING MY BROTHER!

Prussia: So what if I am? What are you going to do about it?

America: I'm going to tear your head off, mother fucker!

Prussia: Don't you mean "brother fucker"?

America: *Lunges at Prussia from across the meeting table.*

Prussia: Oh shit.

[fireandiceland]

[incorrectly-hetalia]

Hetalia Incorrect Quotes

America: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Canada: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. England: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

[raunaks-stash-of-stuff]

Bharat: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Fairuza:

Yao:

Yao: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

[ivan-braginski-lover]

America: "I can't go to museums with Russia anymore because HE ALWAYS PINS ME AGAINST THE WALLS!"

Russia: "Well, someone has to put up the fine artwork."

England: "It is 10:30 in the morning! Could you two not!?"

[fireandiceland]

Hetalia as rl conversations I had #1

*England and France cuddled up on the sofa*

France: Would you like to watch a movie?

England: No, but I’d like to watch you instead. 😏

*stares at France for a minute*

England: Okay, this is less spectacular than I imagined. What movie did you have in mind?

[fireandiceland]

Arthur and Gilbert: [kissing passionately]

Gilbert, pulling away, out of breath: You’re still not my type.

Arthur: You make me sick.

Arthur and Gilbert: [kiss passionately again]

[fireandiceland]

Hong Kong: Hey Emil, wanna do drugs?

Iceland: What?! No!

Hong Kong: It’s no thank you. Who the fuck raised you?