The Worst Hetalia Blog You Can Find

Requests: OpenNote: I will not do requests for 2!ps, incest ships, potentially triggering material, dark historical humor, recent tradgedies, etc. If you have any questions about requests please just ask them! I'll answer them to the best of my ability. All art belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya and I do not own any of the base images used. I only edit things together. Big shoutout to transparentalia and hetascanlations for providing the official art used. 

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Hey Hetalia Fandom.

As many of you know, I am conducting research on the Hetalia fandom in preparation for an academic conference in a few weeks. There I will be presenting my work on racial representation and the experience of poc in fandom with a focus on Latinos and Mexican Americans. However YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE POC TO FILL THIS OUT

As part of this research I have created a survey to gain a better understanding of the demographic makeup of the fandom, representation in the fandom, and the experiences of poc. Please take the time to fill it out as it would really really help me out

If you would like to continue to be a part of this research you can contact me on this tumblr or via Discord

Discord tag: basement-eggs#5747

Survey:

Hetalia Research Survey

The purpose of this survey is to analyze the population of the Hetalia Fandom. In order to fully grasp the scale and diversity of this fando

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In the alignment chart just. Switch Russia and America and then you're alright lmao

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If it isn't too much trouble could i have some more alignment charts of the countries?

Sorry, I only made one, but I hope this is what you’re looking for! 

The alignment charts are probably the edits that take the longest to make out of everything I’ve done. They seem pretty simple, but they actually take me a couple hours to decide who to use, where they should go, and then to edit everything together!

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I like dark humour and I honestly thought the joke wasn’t funny in the least either. If someone tells you a joke and you don’t like it, it’s not your fault.

Thank you for the support anon!

Personally, I’m not against dark humor, I even find it funny sometimes, I just think the problem is that it has to land properly, and more often than not, it doesn’t. It stops being funny when it’s dark just for the sake of being dark.

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Liechtenstein

I have a brother and half-sister, both older than me. I never got along well with my brother and still sort of don’t (though it has gotten better and we can get along ok-ish ever since he left for college) and I didn’t even know I had a sister until I was almost in my teens, but on the few occasions I see her, I’d say we get along pretty well.

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Dude... Anon was obviously kidding. Its cool to not like a joke and I get it can be hard to tell these things online but seriously man?

The joke was in poor taste. I don’t understand what part of it was supposed to be funny??? The entire joke is based around comparing the value of a baby’s life to an object of desire, with the baby’s life being deemed less significant and therefore disposable. Even though I don’t particularly like children or infants, I don’t appreciate those kinds of “jokes” very much. Call me a buzzkill or “so uptight, my clenched asshole could turn coals into diamonds”, I don’t care, but I didn’t find it funny in any capacity.

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#85?

I prefer Mythology by a land slide! I don’t really know very many fairy tales and I find mythology to be much more interesting, especially Japanese mythology.

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Coffee or tea? :o

I actually don’t drink either, but I’d have to pick tea! Coffee just tastes awful in every way to me, but there are at least some teas that I can stand.

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When you get photoshop fixed, could you perhaps make a meme about the European nations raiding the Vatican, if it's not too much work? Love your blog!

It ain’t much, but I hope this is what you were looking for! I would’ve used portraits, but Vatican City doesn’t have one yet ;-;

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Would you kill a baby for a real lightsaber or feed a starving baby but not get a lightsaber ? I personally would get a lightsaber.

What the fuck-

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19 (the sleeping position one)

I prefer to sleep on my chest, but it’s really hard to find the right position, so sometimes I just settle for on my side. Either way, I stretch and take the whole bed like the bed hog I am.

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Earbuds or headphones?

Earbuds all the way! I have small ears, so headphones never fit quite right and become uncomfortable super fast-

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Hetalia Axis Powers ask meme!

Italy: Do you have a particular food you love more than others?

Germany: Do you have any hobbies you don't tell anyone about?

Japan: Are there times in your life where you've been incredibly isolated?

America: Do you consider yourself a hero, and if not, would you like to be one?

England: Are you often sarcastic towards others?

France: Are you good at flirting?

Russia: Are people scared of you?

China: Are you a good cook?

Spain: Have you ever had to take care of a young child? How did it go?

Romano: Do you often swear or call others names?

Prussia: Are you awesome? Do other people consider you as such?

Sealand: What were you like as a child?

Canada: Do you get forgotten often?

Austria: What musical instruments can you play, if any?

Hungary: Are you a good fighter?

Poland: Do you like wearing dresses/skirts?

Lithuania: Have you ever loved someone who treats you badly?

Estonia: Do a lot of strange things happen to you?

Latvia: Do you tend to get anxious a lot?

Belarus: Are there any relatives of yours that you find attractive?

Ukraine: Do you often cry?

Belgium: Are you a fan of desserts?

Netherlands: Do you hold money in high importance?

Greece: Are you a cat person?

Turkey: Who is your greatest rival?

Sweden: Is there someone you love a lot?

Finland: Do you like Christmas?

Australia: Are you physically fit?

Wy: Do you like to do art? How are you at it?

Seychelles: Are you a fan of the beach?

Liechtenstein: If you have siblings, how is your relationship with them? If you don't, would you like siblings?

Switzerland: How do you deal with conflicts?

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weird asks that say a lot

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

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Please send me some asks!

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PSA: Where Have I Been?

A question I’m sure no-one has thought about this blog’s continued absence. Likewise, I’m sure very few of my now 1.1k followers (seriously, thank you for so many followers!) care for the answer to the question, but you are all going to get it anyways. 

To make a long story very short, for the months I’ve been gone, I’ve been having major issues with my computer and with photoshop, leaving me unable to create the memes I feed the starved hetalia fanbase with. Even when I got a new laptop, I was still unable to run photoshop on it for various tech reasons I’m too stupid to understand. My supposed “help” with getting my computer to work properly and getting photoshop back also constantly put off actually helping me with it and, as I was afraid I’d only make it worse attempting to fix it myself, that put things on hold for even longer. 

I’ll try to get some more memes posted in the next few days if I think up any ideas for them or get requests, but for now I’ll probably be reblogging a few ask memes in a little bit for people to send me asks to answer. Y’know, give the illusion that this blog is active.

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Can I draw out some of your memes, if you don't mind?

Of course, go ahead! I’d love to see some fan art!

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This blog gives me life life

So good, in fact, that it gave you life twice.

too bad photoshop yeeted itself off of my computer and I have yet to get it back, or else my blog wouldn’t be as dead as it is now.