Hetch

They/Them || Run by HETCH (Obviously.) || (Nothing canon to Generation Loss here folks.)

[hetchofficial]

Hetch here. I was told by multiple employees to make myself available on tum…bler? Given the traction the other company blogs seem to be getting, I guess it makes sense. You guys should stop breaking into the control room to leave notes about it now.

…How do you keep getting in here?

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(ooc below)

Even though I’m acting as Hetch literally nothing here is canon.

Encoreverse blog, will include other active encoreverse blogs' @'s here soon just checking with everyone to see who is still first.

Asks are always chill I'll do my best to answer them, if you have questions about encoreverse lore I'll answer them ooc so you have the background knowledge.

Not a real time blog, I'll post when I have time.

Mod is they/it/he.

(ooc tag is not hetch)

[hetchofficial]

im a really big fan of old tv hetch do u have any old movies from the 1930s-1940s in progress. will it be finished soon. please

I think the only one that's as close to done as to be sent on to the writer's room and then get pushed to production is a Road to Morocco parody. I think I stopped working on it because I got annoyed with having to relisten to the songs over and over. Audio quality was so much more shit at the time when you didn't make an effort of it, but that aside the plot was boring except for the guy blowing up the ship because he wanted a smoke at the end.

... Maybe it'd be a fun thing to bring back. Start a series of parodies. Worth considering.

I'm sure if you just looked up 'Showfall 1930s-1940s Production List' or something similar you'd be able to find our old catalogue if you haven't seen anything from it already.

(ooc: Road to Morocco - Wikipedia This was one of the first movies from the 30s-40s era that I watched as a kid and I had no idea what was going on but my parents really liked it so we rewatched it a lot. Not sure if it'd be your taste, the plot's a bit. Odd?? don't remember much and the wikipedia page confuses me more. but the songs are good if you don't hear them over and over and over and over again lol)

[hetchofficial]

I ended up just having the filing cabinets put in my office. Less space to get them lost in there.

I ended up doing by genre only instead of alphabetically also because I truly can not be bothered, I'll just rifle through the drawers when I need to.

... This has also made me realise there are a lot more shows that have been 'in-progress' under my care than I thought. I think one of these dates back to like. The 20s. 1920s.

[hetchofficial]

"Showfall's shows are too scary!" "Showfall's shows don't take into account this one specific thing that only I care about!" "Showfall's shows aren't funny enough!"

Consider also: skill issue, that is severely not my problem. Don't like don't watch, you don't have to spout your opinion on it.

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Security department thought I'd finally died apparently. Scared them even through their masks when they noticed I was in the room.

Once I got number whatever to stop screaming, which, he's getting fired for that, but anyways I got told they didn't make a security that could roar.

But also the one that can roar is apparently extremely productive so I'm going to declare that problem solved. Now I have to go find a bunch of taskless employees to make drag a bunch of filing cabinets into the control room. Or my office. One of those.

[hetchofficial]

Well, step one if you haven't already, pick them up and make sure everything is gets back to where it should be.

I always like organizing by genre and then alphabetical order within each genre. It's often quicker to sort everything by genre then figure out alphabetical order once it's broken down more.

Iris also says if there's something weird with the Securities it must be something specific to the Mall, ours are behaving normally.

- Squig

I picked them up yeah. Not entirely sure which pages go to what scripts at the moment but I'll do that after I get some of the employees to drag a filing cabinet in here. Genre's pretty easy though. Alphabetical order not so much. I know my alphabet obviously, just like. Once you get past the first letter it's annoying. May just do first letter only. That'll probably work.

Now I have to go find out what the security department here is up to. Your securities' version of 'normal' is weird I'll be honest but they don't roar. So something's going on down there.

[hetchofficial]

do you know where cotton eye joe went

Same place he came from, that cotton eye joe. Better question to ask is where did he come from, not where did he go. Where did he come from, cotton eye joe?

[hetchofficial]

Hello Hetch (⌒ω⌒) Miss Squig has been laughing for the last 6 minutes, it's slightly terrifying!

- Iris

Hi Iris.

Tell her "I told you so." and also that if she could pull herself together for at least two minutes to give me some advice instead of laughing at me that'd be great.

Sidenote has there been a security update I wasn't told about? There's one running around that keeps roaring and I figure you'd be the best person to ask about it.

[hetchofficial]

why are you wearing pants. you're legit hetch anyone who says anything abt you being Pantsless can be killed immediate. take them off in an act of free will

Because they're comfy and easy to wear. And also, because while the employees may in general not have enough presence of mind to complain if anyone even like. Ripped their arms off and made them eat them.

I still have some standards. I'm not going pantsless in my own company's hallways. That's nasty.

[hetchofficial]

I suppose that is fair. How'd you mess it up anyways?

- Squig

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I'd ask you to promise you won't laugh but knowing you you'd do it anyways and video yourself doing it so you can post it on the company site or something too.

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I shuffled the files I was using like a stack of cards because I got bored about ten shows in. And flung the papers across the entire control room in the process.

[hetchofficial]

Why.

- Squig

I try to be productive ONE time and immediately you get on my ass about it. Is it that hard to believe I want to have a better system than 'it's probably on the shelf over there somewhere?'

[hetchofficial]

shove em up ur butt lmao

You're right, I should've just used google or something. Thank you for reminding me why asking you people anything is a bad decision. Your services are appreciated.

Also I'm wearing pants.

[hetchofficial]

Does anyone know how best to organise files or something?

I tried to organise the shows I was working on and I think I made it worse.

[hetchofficial]

JUMPSCARE

Yeah get hetch'd idiot.

Again some of us have jobs. I forgot I had this for a while.

Got bored though, so I'm here again.

[hetchofficial]

waaauh wuh

I'm going to assume you're trying to get my attention and because of that you gotta realize some of us have jobs. Get one.

[hetchofficial]

it's pride month hetch!!!! you know what that means

It's been a year since The Social Experiments?

Okay fine. I'll humor you. Do you want us to make, like, gay shows? What?

[hetchofficial]

No :)

... I can't believe I. Of all people. Am going to say this, but... I will trust you on this.

Mostly because I am busy writing a script.