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he/they, 26, social worker. big fan of t4t, bagels w lox, and my cat

[dreadwedge]

Thousands hospitalized after trying the TikTok “trachea wrigglers” trend. Teens can’t get enough of viral “windpipe worm” dangerous social media phenomenon. Instagram flooded with videos of college students ingesting trap-jaw worms (E. aphroditois) to achieve “perfect Marge Simpson voice”. Beware! voice changing throat worm has nasty side effects. “Marge Simpson Worm” challenge sweeps nation, killing dozens. He sounds like Bart's mom in the hilarious clip - but watch out! Timothée Chalemet is the latest celebrity to swallow the sea-worm: “Its giving Marge”, the actor croaked in recent “Simpson Bobbit Chug Nite” livestream. Biden teaming up with Matt Groening to address “Trachea Wrigglers” epidemic in press conference this Thursday. Click here! 10 safe and euphoric voice training hacks to go Marge Mode without downing the live wriggler. Ocean ecosystem threatened by increasing demand for Simpson Worm as “Marge Fever” goes global. Meet the Stewie Griffin Louse: is this the next “Trachea Wriggler”? Economists say yes. NBA Season cut short after Kyrie Irving pranks teammates by “Margebombing” the locker room water cooler with dangerous worm larvae. Recommended because you purchased: Simpson Trap-Jaw Worm (Live) Family Size Multipack x12

[dreadwedge]

computer girl says to me, "Paste from clipboard". Not true, says I. Documents from clipboard. Paste from glue bottle.

[dreadwedge]

I want stupider games with jupiter planets made by girls who are knowledge more to college less and I’m not boys

[nyancrimew]

bwaaaah

[sentient-tent]

[disgrace2chivalry]

MASTER OF THE WICKET

FLASH WARNING. IMAGES AFTER CUT

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[hetheybitch]

hey! i went from being addicted to tumblr as an early teen then twitter up till like last march and since then i've been addicted to instagram! i'm staying on instagram but though i'd come say hi. who knows. anything can happen ;)

my instagram is harleyforohio btw lmfao

[dreadwedge]

for a cure to sick, try Hospital. Hospital: the building which fix you. Call today

[dreadwedge]

reminder that every time you open the spotify app they send a hitman after your favorite artist. and they only fall in love with their target and run away together like 1% of the time. most of the hitmen dont even get very far bc they're cheaply made and tend to explode when exposed to strong emotions. and now every river in the world is full of non-biodegradable exploded hitman parts and its your fault because you opened an app.

[dreadwedge]

my life has been excellent since i discovered an amazing book called "what is good and what is bad" which is full of helpful easy rules to follow ensuring that the reader remains virtuous. now im perfect forever. they want to do a twilight zone episode about me where i look up the author on social media and learn about their many views

[pixelatepunk]

people are people regardless of anything

[pixelatepunk]

Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, My Chemical Romance

[flagellant]

Imagine you walk in the club and you see some really quiet looking ‘I don’t wanna be here’ type sitting down drinking a coke and when they stand up and turn around they’ve got one of every color hanky (including mosquito netting) in each back pocket

why imagine a memory

[flagellant]

[hetheybitch]

hey! i've been inactive here, but twitter sucks now (hetheybitch on there).

if you're still following me here from when i was most active like 2011-2015, i have feelings for you. xoxox

[memewhore]

First cat video ever? 1899, colorized & speed corrected.

[graventusk]

what if cum sizzled…

[graventusk]

like… what if it was carbonated

[honeybearbutch-deactivated20200]

[graventusk]

mood

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