transmutations

betraying all the glow.

[hexcrafts-blog1]

2cumlord replied to your post: i’ve returned after sleeping for many hours.

how many hour2.

more hours than you could possibly comprehend.

[hexcrafts-blog1]

i’ve returned after sleeping for many hours.

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yes i know, it’s me, legendary icon john lalonde. we can skip the rehashing since you’re all clearly still on this ugly website and we can just move onto the lightning round of this greeting.

[hexcrafts-blog1]

real [REDACTED] hours.

[karrakazz]

feeling esoteric on this friday night. feeling a little obscure and arcane

[snackcathedral]

Well then.

[destroyeverythingnow-deactivate]

Hitting the archives on a friday night for some godforgotten tomes with the lads

[hexcrafts-blog1]

it’s just me, the spirits that haunt me, and twilight tonight.

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anyone else rereading twilight this fine night?

[boethiah]

My boyfriend [M, 497] told me [M, 470] that my best friend [D, old] was building a profane robot with the heart of a dead God [M, ??]. Should I bring an army when I confront best friend about it?

[hexcrafts-blog1]

it’s late which means i can rise like the child of night that i am.

[vriska69]

8elieve it or not, my hair was cut even shorter than this. ☽

[vriska69]

Hey, get me 100. Thanks.

[hexcrafts-blog1]

as a celebrity, i’m not actually real in a physical sense. i just exist metaphysically to stir up drama so tabloids can be on me at all times.

[hexcrafts-blog1]

the four seasons - spring is so sexy.

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if a party playlist doesn’t have any tchaikovsky or vivaldi on it, then is it REALLY a party?

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icarusux‌:

The$e 4re 4ll $uch fucking good ide4$ my guy???? Gl4d to h4ve you onbo4rd. 

M4ybe the move for tonight i$.... meet 4t the combin4tion Denny’$/W4ffle Hou$e 4nd get drunk, then le4ve to fight 4nd $t4rt fire$ out b4ck in the p4rking lot.

as you will come to find out, i have many good ideas, which range anywhere between “let’s do it!” to “this was a mistake.” and “JUST BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD DO IT, STOP BEING A MENACE TO SOCIETY!”  this is the life that comes with being a celebrity, i guess.

okay so that sounds nice, but what if this was at a combination denny’s/waffle house/ihop/village inn to secure the staple breakfast corners and also to see them fight to the death over who gets the customers first. and THEN we fight and start fires out back in the parking lot.

[8eware]

Posting old selfies is just as good as posting new ones if you look the s8me.

[hexcrafts-blog1]

icarusux‌:

$ome combin4tion $ound$ like the mo$t fun to me. But I’m not picky. 

I 4m however $urpri$ed to get $o much of 4 re$pon$e on my funtime$-$olicitiou$ content! 4t thi$ point I could h4ve 4 re4l P4RTY going, I $hould h4ve fucking done thi$ e4rlier.

i’m down for whatever fun may come our way, whether that be drunk at a waffle house or fighting behind a denny’s parking lot. i need to check my schedule first. i’m not doing anything right now, but you never know.

you could throw a party at an abandoned lot and tell everyone to bring their own fire!

[hexcrafts-blog1]

no one tells me otherwise so i just have to assume $500 is a good tip.