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I don't tend to tag my reblogs so be warned. I want to be kinder overall and a lot of my opinions are based on that. 20s, they/them, queer.

[redstonedust]

i admit i am getting wary whenever people vaguepost about a fandom being 'full of drama' because a lot of people seem to use 'drama' as a synonym for like. discussions of bigotry and bias in media. which is so very much not the same thing and it hurts my head to see it conflated with shipping wars and headcanon discourse.

[creatingblackcharacters]

Every time someone says "I don't pay attention to fandom drama" and the "drama" is a Black or brown person getting dogpiled for wanted to be treated with respect. But then turn around and go "I didn't know that this sort of thing was happening!" Well you didn't care to look, either 😬

[memes4doom]

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[redstonedust]

its silly but it amuses me when a media has a masked character and its built up as a big mystery what they look like under the mask and then 3 seasons in they take off the mask and they look like: a normal brown haired guy. like well i don’t know what i expected i guess but thanks for the build up i guess.

[villainwithacrush]

[seasonforwonder]

can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

[lego-in-my-foot]

FUCK YOU

[seasonforwonder]

what are you? gay?

[lego-in-my-foot]

You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

[seasonforwonder]

oh yeah? oh yeah?

[lego-in-my-foot]

Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole

[seasonforwonder]

*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*

[lego-in-my-foot]

*doesn’t stop you*

[sushishorb]

Huh

[seasonforwonder]

im sorry did you need something you homophobe

[glysaturn]

maybe the real power to bring the world revolution was the yuri we found along the way (screenshot redraw)

[gazeldhazel]

trans women have the prettiest voices in the whole world

[gazeldhazel]

if you, as a trans women, are putting some exception to yourself that lets you justify not having a pretty voice, ask yourself; does this post say that trans women who voice train have the prettiest voice? trans women who don't voice train? trans women with husky voices? trans women with any kind of adjective or training or any limiter like that? no, no I wrote "trans women". and no other limiter. if you are a trans woman, you have one of the prettiest voices in the world. genuinely. I promise you. and even if you don't believe, i do. I've never been proven wrong. so please don't discount yourself. because you, specifically, dear reader, have the prettiest voice in the world.

[caydeus]

I still think about this VN every now and again

[gazeldhazel]

trans women have the prettiest voices in the whole world

[gazeldhazel]

if you, as a trans women, are putting some exception to yourself that lets you justify not having a pretty voice, ask yourself; does this post say that trans women who voice train have the prettiest voice? trans women who don't voice train? trans women with husky voices? trans women with any kind of adjective or training or any limiter like that? no, no I wrote "trans women". and no other limiter. if you are a trans woman, you have one of the prettiest voices in the world. genuinely. I promise you. and even if you don't believe, i do. I've never been proven wrong. so please don't discount yourself. because you, specifically, dear reader, have the prettiest voice in the world.

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

[faggotette]

ecofascist rhetoric getting popular again and i don’t like it one bit

[kallistoi]

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

[meatgoat]

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holy shit. holding out for a Wriggle at the the end of the Nightbug

[valtsv]

it really is unfortunate that loving someone enough doesn't give you the ability to pass not entirely painlessly but with complete trust and encouragement through the boundaries preventing you from reaching into each other's chests and wrapping your hand around the slippery-warm muscle of their beating heart. then again we would probably all be having less sex if this was an option so.

[not-terezi-pyrope]

I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years

[cipheramnesia]

I like the way you're thinking, and I want to fund further research on frosty milfs.

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

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[graveexcitement]

[kebbopulos]

[spaghettihell]