❝What a beautiful day for a murder.❞
words spoken completely deadpan, concerning enough in its own right though entirely bothersome when coupled with the cheshire grin spread lackadaisically across the mage's knife-sharp features.
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❝What a beautiful day for a murder.❞
words spoken completely deadpan, concerning enough in its own right though entirely bothersome when coupled with the cheshire grin spread lackadaisically across the mage's knife-sharp features.
honorlost:
”Well, normally magic-folk don’t practice in the open.” At least they didn’t back home in Ivalice; most of the mages proceeded to hide in their own abodes or far away from civilization. Cloaked wonders would wander the city streets and into the respected shoppe of their desire, never had he seen one placed a curse in broad daylight.
“You’re a brave one.”
Birthed by his words, a snarl unfurls across the expanse of pale features, sharp as the day was long and wholly awash with irritation. Mumbling nonsense did little to plea his case for escape. Had she the notion to care more than sparing a passing snark, she might have laughed.
❝Ignorant i is, then. What nonsense are you spouting off?❞
ICE BREAKER MEMES
frommemetoyou:
Have you always wanted our muses to meet, but didn’t know how they would first interact? Send me one of the following ice breakers so we can embark on our roleplaying adventure!
"Good morning, sorry I’m late!" "I’m not late am I?" "I don’t think we’ve met before…" "You look familiar, have we met?" "Do I know you?" "Sorry! You dropped this!" "Oh, sorry I thought you were someone else, I didn’t mean to hug you!" "Watch where you’re going!" "Are you okay? You didn’t fall too badly did you?" "I should have said something earlier, I’m-" "I’ve seen you around, I’ve just never had the guts to say hi." "You must be new…" "Do you need a hand?" "Have you just moved in?" "If you want me to show you around, I don’t mind helping." "I saw you from across the room and I had to say hi." "I wouldn’t buy that if I were you." "Do you need some help?" "Is this yours?" "Sorry, I’m not from around here, do you know where the nearest pharmacy is?" "Hey, have you got change for a note?" "Want some gum?" "Ah, sorry. I’ll move my bag, this seat is free." "Careful!" "Not every day you meet someone with such a smile!" "Thanks for holding the door open for me!" "Uhm, excuse me. Hey, wake up! This isn’t your stop is it?"
angelicpromise:
“Showing affection isn’t ridiculous!”
❝Says the girl perfectly willing to embrace a total stranger without rhyme nor reason -- perhaps ignorance would fit the situation better.❞
angelicpromise:
“Alright. Then I’ll ask this instead.
Why are you so upset?”
❝I'm not upset, I simply don't care for your ridiculous shows of affection.❞
angelicpromise:
”You look like you could use a hug.”
❝I would advise against that -- no don't touch me.❞
fracturedsword:
A sudden occurrence—a very horrible one had befallen him before registration of it could be completed. It began as a simple saunter for the sole sake of tranquility, only for it to be marred by a discourteous voice, followed by an enigmatic light, then that same voice returning to admonish him.
"…Who knows?" All the blond did in response was give a lighthearted shrug, gazing at his feet. "Sorry."
Cue the furthering of an already narrowed gaze inward, her thin eyes drawing to a point, metaphorical daggers edged and aimed straight for the drawl of his lips as they pulled into a casual apology -- pathetic. Dead men had conjured better reactions than he, perhaps better pleas as well.
❝Is that all you have to offer? An apology too small for even a mischievous child caught red handed? Hm... it would be a waste to let the spell go unused, I suppose. How do you feel about testing a few of my new hexes?❞
Not that he had a choice -- he was stuck, after all.
❝Watch it!.❞
Oh no. Too late. It seems her (slightly too quiet, a bit too casual) warning had been for naught -- there goes yet another entrapment circle curse wasted by the likes of someone far too dimwitted to commit to something as simple as watching their step.
❝Are you blind, deaf, or just lacking in intellect? ❞
"That sweet aroma… it can only mean one thing. Hey you! If you’ve got sweets then you’d better plan on sharin’ them!"
❝Unless you plan on being the test subject for my newest hex, get out.❞
untsenghero:
"Pardon!?" Extremely obnoxious and forced coughing "…Did you say something!?”
❝Are you a few cogs short of a gear, or do you simply have a death wish.❞
untsenghero:
"…" Sighs.
❝Eugh -- watch yourself.❞
eternitex:
{ ❈ } — The girl was paler than death itself. A fearsome scowl was on her features, worse than any even Lulu had wore on her face. Stopped dead in her tracks, Yuna cannot help but stare at the woman.
"— Um.."
[ ✮ ] As a vision of dread and all things crepuscular, she stands, pointed glare, pursed lips and all, offering no more than a sharp hum at the stare offered by the girl who was, it has to be said, significantly much lighter than she in all definitions of the word.
Disgusting. Irritating. Perhaps a bit intriguing were she to be honest.
❝I would advise against staring -- the last that did so now has empty sockets where their eyes should be.❞
In case you weren't aware, the words 'bad idea' are synonymous with 'speaking to, looking at, or breathing near' a newly awakened Tharja and do not think for a second that the glare she's wearing right now means she is any less eager to curse you with a blood boiling curse.
So go ahead, prod her if you dare.