a commonplace

I've got my reasons

[songthecloudsings]

"Here Comes the Sun" by Carla Torres

This mural is in my neighborhood, on the side of a Dominican bakery. I love it so much.

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[so-i-did-this-thing]

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

[natalieironside]

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place

[thedreadvampy]

Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone

like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive

why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people

why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants

why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.

every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[benwarheit]

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

[enchantedbook]

"Fountain with Owls" (Fontana con civette) Ferdinando Noulian, 1914

[catasters]

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[rocktheholygrail]

[rocktheholygrail]

[maculategiraffe]

amazing contribution by @misophoria

[rocktheholygrail]

[rocktheholygrail]

happy pride 🌈

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[weaselle]

I have just seen this video title: Every Weird Mushroom Explained

on a fifteen minute video.

My guy. My gal. My theydy and genlethem. That title couldn't possibly be remotely true.

Out of an estimated several million existing species of mushroom (not fungus, just the type we literally call a mushroom) we have officially described and catalogued like 15,000 kinds. And one of their defining characteristics is that they are almost all. weird.

if. okay so if you assume only 10% of them are weird enough to mention, and all you did was literally say their name, you'd still have list them at three names every two seconds to fit it all into a fifteen minute video.

Every weird mushroom!?

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[catboybiologist]

sorry i told u to kill yourself the other day, i was like crazy horny and not thinking straight

Understandable girlboss let's channel that energy into getting laid next time

[catboybiologist]

Only valid character tag here post everyone else pack it up

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup