[the-devil-wears-zara]

[webcomicname]

[animatedtext]

[globsavedrockandroll]

this may be the most hurful insult i can imagine

[oate]

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

[daadpunchers-deactivated2014080]

There’s no such thing as: 

Using too much conditioner

putting on too much eyeliner

wearing too much black

being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something

liking a band “too much”

falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

[rosienut]

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

[sassenach-kiss]

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

[awwww-cute]

My seven month old does this pose every time he notices I am taking pictures of him

[hey-its-mariam]

taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

[sexysnakegirl-deactivated202105]

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

[calico-s]

[hey-its-mariam]

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I see my friend trying to take a selfie

[sarcarstic]

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

[idkhumor]

Every time my parents come home from the store

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

New Truth: Dying dont make you special if you was trash

[lntemperanced-blog]

[cringing]

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

[hey-its-mariam]

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

[littlealienproducts]

mass migration of sting rays