INAUGURAL POST.
received wisdom informs us that the program is to begin with a witticism of particular note before proceeding with the body of the work, as doing so sufficiently increases the chance of audience capture as is needed.
the structural peculiarities of the medium allow for an extended articulation of the program's contents, among which are the following:
shitposts
gay posts
autism posts
useless thoughts
fifth thing
as the program arrives to a close, it is advised to provide the audience with a departure message that imparts a plausible sense of humanity in the absence of such. given this, i will "see you soon", as it were.













