I wasted all my witty ideas on bad jokes

Been on this hellsite for like half my life now. I relate to things that start with the letter A. Is that enough of a bio?

[mymultifandomhell]

bussy / ?

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[the-east-art]

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[anywhoozles]

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[houndmother]

society if “nonsexual nudity” extended to trans women

[houndmother]

society if this button actually did anything

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[shorm]

[jetrocketskates-blog]

someone explain to me what is even going on

[theblackhood-deactivated2013050]

two gameboys trading pokemons over linkcable.

[imabrickshithouse]

Is there an award for best gif because I’d like to nominate this one.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[favoriteslikeshearts]

[viralfrog]

[turnipoddity]

not me

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[sexygrammaticalerrors]