I wasted all my witty ideas on bad jokes

Been on this hellsite for like half my life now. I relate to things that start with the letter A. Is that enough of a bio?

[ryebreadgf]

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[redstonedust]

i'm seeing a lot of elderly and midle aged women with purple hair around lately and i think thats beautiful so i made a meme about it

[flowergirlmiwa]

Ok can they have one this time?

of horse they can

no!

Remaining time: 21 hours 26 minutes

[flowergirlmiwa]

if you vote no can you tell me your reasons why so I can let the horse know

[virginshane]

”you like them?” and poor shane thought ilya was asking about pickles

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[dogpuppy]

[fluffysheeps]

Silly salmonids 🌈🐟

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[tlirsgender]

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

[tlirsgender]

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

[justcallmedom31]

These are so beautiful.

Credit goes to the wonderful artist: ChibiGreen

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Stop doom scrolling, and look at this cute thing 

[correctopinionhaver]

cute? the horse is eating that bunny alive and you think it's "cute"?

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Yes.

[crowdrinkingcoffee]

ayyyyyy, shoutout to bunnings stocking a colour called “ace of spades” for giving me this idea

[noshamehustle]

[formerglory25]

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

[ozempicofficial]

[sailatina3]

Kinda off topic but this reminds me of a story I once heard. There was some sort of public demonstration of this illusion where people could expirence it for themselves. A woman tried to participate, but learned she couldn't because they only had rubber hands to match white skin tones, none of them matched her dark skin at all. I still think about that sometimes.