so long and thanks for all the fish

I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul

[stunningpicture]

In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane

[sealedbeastnue]

target locked. firing lesbian ray

[popmitzvah]

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[lokisgift-deactivated20150510]

if I’m butter than he’s a hot knife I’m a hot knife and he’s a pat a butta, he makes my heart a cinemascope that shows me the dancin burd a paradise

been dancing around half dressed to this all morning, gosh somebody needs to appreciate this. (But in the absence, go ahead and read charming things about  rolequeeness.)

I don’t know what will tickle your fancy, just go read MayMay’s whole blog. They most of all out of many authors (You Can Take It Back/Consent as a Felt Sense) particularly got me out and through Some Shit.

[startrekker-runner]

There’s been a request for “The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.”

[shock]

this is the last louis wain picture i’m going to force you all to look at but look at this very gay late 1800′s cat

[spirallingshape]

@nikittypaprika

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 8, 1913

[ohboyitshya]

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

[dogshitvevo]

[tinybluedeer]

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

[kingcheddarxvii]

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

[enoughtohold]

last night i dreamt that the republicans were against the long piece in tetris because they said it was a handout

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

other careers i think i might enjoy

itinerant desert poet

kindly innkeeper

owner and proprietor of a small orchard

sole librarian in a wistful northern town

folk singer

hermit?

[romanimp]

catholics in film: very strict. no singing or dancing!!! everyday we wear black

all the catholics I know irl: WHERE👏ARE👏THE👏BOOZE👏?????

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Listen the first miracle Jesus ever performed was turning water into wine and early Catholics were like “well Jesus if you insist” and they never looked back

[maggielovesotters]

[jenshraders-deactivated20190319]

Now I am awake to the world, before I was asleep, that is how we let it happen

[bidoof]

New “Spider-Man” Reboot Abruptly Ends After 47 Minutes And Then A Second “Spider-Man” Reboot With A Different Cast And Director Starts Playing

[something-thrown-in]

A Softer Fury Road #34

(based on a softer world)

[skookumditty-deactivated2019021]

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Mitski - ‘Townie’

[thymoss]

I want a love that falls as fast as a body from the balcony and I want a kiss like my heart is hitting the ground I’m holding my breath with a baseball bat No I don’t know what I’m waiting for I am not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be