Sedona

20 | Carefree | Darlington

[elizabethashcroft-blog]

I’ve been waiting for this moment for about two and a half hours.

[hey-sedona]

The question is are you just here for a long vacation, or did you fit your entire life into....five-ish bags?

[sophie-gallagher-blog]

So, was the dance a total bust or should I be upset I missed it?

[hey-sedona]

It was a complete flop of a party. Don't be too upset. The town would've been better off without it, in my opinion.

[alexandrosgonzalez-deactivated2]

It’s a bit impolite to just stare at others, you know?

[hey-sedona]

Well it isn't everyday someone new rolls into town. You're gonna get a few stares.

[claresjournal]

Yes! I think I should do this. And I’ll end with red.

[hey-sedona]

Sounds like a plan! I can't wait to see how it turns out.

[lexingtonhq-blog]

If I were called Blanket, I’d honestly just wear a blanket over my head all the time from shame.

[hey-sedona]

I think the blanket would be more embarrassing, in complete honesty. At least you could try and abbreviate Blanket into Ket or something. Maybe we'd just call you B. They aren't very good abbreviations, but better than just wearing a blanket and drawing more attention to yourself. Hypothetically speaking, of course. 

[samueltsao]

I can imgine that being hard, missing everyone. Don’t think I would be able to leave my friends. But hey, I can be your new friend.

[hey-sedona]

I could really use one..This is the start of a beautiful friendship, Cam. I would say that we should celebrate, but I think everyone in town is partied out from last night.

[claresjournal]

I should totally do something like that! A different color in my hair every week until like, Christmas.

[hey-sedona]

Definitely! You could do every color of the rainbow in that amount of time!

[claresjournal]

Really? If any color I was thinking more like a blue or a purple. But maybe red. 

[hey-sedona]

Any color would work, really. A different color with every day of the week even!

[hecrtfelts]

Okay, firstly he’s like five pounds. He’s quick, but not that quick. The little guy’s not going anywhere else. Secondly, there’s a large difference between peeing places and leaving little puppy droppings all about. Dude knows not to do the latter. He just got a bit excited this time, s’all. 

[hey-sedona]

Lil' cranky this morning aren't we? Probably from all that alcohol in the punch bowl....

[hecrtfelts]

After rough experiences, I usually take a step back and ask myself: so, what did we learn? After this morning we learned that you should absolutely wait until you’re awake and in the process of curing a hangover to let your dog out— otherwise he might escape and let his overexcitedness get a hold of his bladder— all over the neighbor— shit.

[hecrtfelts]

[hey-sedona]

Let's just hope it's just piss all over the neighborhood...I think the towns folk would have quite the problem picking up your dog's shit.

[siennatf-blog]

My head hurts so badly I think it might just roll off my shoulders, geez. And what the fuck is that hideous yellow circle in the sky?

[siennatf-blog]

[hey-sedona]

Unfortunately, that is the sun. Had one too many drinks last night, I'm assuming?  

[samueltsao]

Nope, would take so much getting used to be the new guy everywhere. Yeah, it would be nice to have you become a familiar face in town. Have you moved around a lot already? I am? Oh wow I feel so special.

[hey-sedona]

Eh, not really...I mean, I've taken a billion trips up and down the golden coast, but this is my actual first move. It kinda sucks being away from family and friends that I've known since before preschool. 

[lexingtonhq-blog]

Hey, at least it’s a pretty name and you didn’t get stuck with something ridiculous like Apple, or North.

[hey-sedona]

I guess you're right...Those poor children. Wouldn't you be mortified if that happened to you? Like instead of Preston, we'd all just call you blanket.

[claresjournal]

It was hard, and the bob look admittedly was not the best for me, but it has grown back and I learned two valuable lessons. 

[hey-sedona]

Agreed. The look you have suits you, but I could see you with like a strip of red somewhere in there. It doesn't even have to be permanent; like chalk!

[samueltsao]

Nah, I’m good here. I’m very boring I gues. I wanna go places but more as in a trip, I don’t want to have to move a lot. Darlington is just a very secure place I guess. I’m not uncool yet? Thank you how sweet. I just make dreams come true I guess.

[hey-sedona]

I understand that. The nomad life isn't for everyone. Hopefully Darlington will be a longterm home for me. Nope, you're exceptionally cool right now, and i don't just hand out that award to just anyone. It's quite an honor, if I do say so myself.

[xkaiyamatos-deactivated20141204]

I actually wanna know here you got yourself a job. No most people around here are more boring than I am. I’m Darlingtons finest.

I was heading somewhere when I walked into you heavily overreacting having to carry a couple of boxes. don’t flatter yourself, I didn’t come looking for you. You can be your own town guide.

[hey-sedona]

Wouldn't you like to know? I'll spare you a boring story, since everyone here is boring anyway. I'd take boring over you any day.

Then go on and move along. Shows over. 

[claresjournal]

It was. I had to cut my hair really short for a while, but it grew back. Freezing hair is actually a really bad thing, apparently. I did not know that until it happened. 

[hey-sedona]

Oh my goodness, that's terrible.. I couldn't imagine how heartbreaking it must have been for you to just chop off most of your hair.