* “We’re practicing cheering charms for Flitwick’s class on each other and now we’re both giggling messes and wow your eyes are pretty” AU
* “I’m a pureblood and you’re a muggleborn and we have astronomy together and you always come up in a onesie and some kind of blanket-robe and where do I get a Snuggie I need it” AU
* “Your potion blew up in your face and the teacher put me in charge of taking you to the hospital wing but I can’t stop laughing at the fact that you don’t have eyebrows anymore” AU
* “We both got detention and we’re in the forbidden forest and would you stop laughing at me for getting scared of a rabbit and what the hell did you hear that” AU
* “You’re the cute chaser and your house played mine today and now my house is mad at me because I kept cheering for the wrong team” AU
* “You and I are bitter rivals and we’re always trying to out-do each other but I just saw you being absolutely adorable with one of those weird fluffy things from Care of Magical Creatures and what do I do with these feelings” AU
* “You’re the hot prefect and I keep getting in trouble to spend time with you and you’re beginning to suspect something” AU
* “You noticed I keep sneaking off sometimes so you followed me and turns out I’m not human whoops don’t freak out” AU
* “You got into a duel with someone and they threw a curse and I jumped in front of it to protect you and now we’re both in the hospital wing because you beat up the other person” AU
* “You’re my date to the Yule Ball and originally we were just going as friends but holy shit you dress up nice” AU
* “Someone snuck in a bottle of fire whiskey and we’re playing never have I ever/truth or dare with friends in the common room and WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOW DRUNK ARE YOU” AU
* “I signed up to tutor you but we keep getting distracted and now everyone knows because our grades are both going down” AU
* “I swear to Merlin if you do that spell wrong one more time I will TAKE YOUR WAND” AU
* “Hogsmeade weekend and you dared me to go into the shrieking shack and surprise there’s an actual ghost in there” AU
* “Caught outside the grounds after curfew and have to get back in somehow” AU
* “Your owl and my owl are having kids together and we’re stuck helping out” AU
* “You found out about my secret stash of pencils and pens and now you won’t stop stealing them write your own damn essays” AU
* “You’re a pureblood and I’m a muggleborn and you don’t understand any of my pop culture references” AU
* “I keep applying science to magic and you’re weirded out by it so we start a science club” AU