River Elling

| animal caretaker, poet | genderqueer, butch-ish, disabled USAmerican | ze/zir;they/them | 26 |

[ymutate]

Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)

Pygmalion, 2025

Watercolor on paper

21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)

Private collection

[naamahdarling]

Watercolor??????

[goth-queen]

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[glenmorrre]

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[thatgaybitxh-deactivated2025062]

why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.

[somekindaspacecadet]

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[exhausted-undead]

labyrinth! please zoom in on this or i'll get turned into a goblin

oh also!! happy 40th anniversary to this film because Holy Shit

[exhausted-undead]

hey! just updating this to say its available as a print here! I'd be really appreciative of support <3

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[godlessondheimite]

this is the greatest story ever told

from Ask a Manager

[mikkeneko]

#there are a lot of good reasons not to use child labor#but admittedly one of them is that children aren’t good at it

[itsamepigalet]

the secret goat, the geese vs the CEO, and other stories of animals at work

Last week we talked about animals at work and here are 10 of my favorite stories you shared. 1. The unauthorized dog I’ve worked my entire c

The Dean is probably the best story, but there are several other good animal stories in the same Ask a Manager blog post.

[fillianore]

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

[leahgardner-art]

blue hour on I-65

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[44prop]

one normal day in british politics that’s all i ask for . will never happen

[coleslaw-frosting]

this is a normal day in british politics

[biscuit-tornado]

I mean come on

I'm frankly hoping Count Binface wins

[44prop]

one normal day in british politics that’s all i ask for . will never happen

[coleslaw-frosting]

this is a normal day in british politics

[biscuit-tornado]

I mean come on

I'm frankly hoping Count Binface wins