Audric

FtM demisexual artist, writer, photographer, and meme enthusiast. Positive vibes ONLY, trespassers WILL be vibe checked

[depsidase]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared

[modogoblin]

[catchymemes]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[istandonsnowpiles]

Lighting at The Monument

[istandonsnowpiles]

Catherine why are you like this

[transmortifried]

[istandonsnowpiles]

Please god no

[is-it-electric-phallus-friday]

Yes

[shirtsthatgohard]

[shaniehl]

[miss-wizard]

not even fucking true its literally my bedtime

[evilwizard]

this philosophy shit is easy

[wormzone]

exclusive offer

[straycatj]

Hi mr j, this is my cat, his name is No. he can be very naughty, do you have any advice?

I don't have any because he can sit down politely as we can see his name... excellent!

[fernsnailz]

this is my son Ollie and he LOVES when we put plastic bags in the sink like a little nest

burrowing creature

[dumbbullet]

THATS MY BASTARD BABY BOY 💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕💜💕

[ot3]

meow

my roommates cat has been sitting outside of my door scratching at it and meowing miserably for like the past fifteen minutes and i havent let him in to give him any attention yet so the timing of this ask really makes it seem like hes decided to come anonymously harass me on tumblr instead

[mevil]

copyrighted colors..

[sandmandaddy69]

[midnightcowboy1969-deactivated2]

I can’t stop thinking about this post I saw years ago that was someone whining about men becoming feminine or whatever and they were like “men are not like the good old days” and with this text was a photo of Cary Grant in a suit. We all know Cary Grant but I don’t think they or the people liking the post did.

[midnightcowboy1969-deactivated2]

These things. Also I feel bad for the guys on the right. Leave strangers alone and don’t humiliate them for likes yknow :(

[midnightcowboy1969-deactivated2]

[carygrantsbeard]

We need to bring back REAL men ^

[xvisualtreasure09x]

Ai generated Fergie is the nightmare content this blog requires!

[coughloop]

miranda cosgrove if she was julia fox

[were--ralph]

[coughloop]

^ you must be liking good ass posts then