this is my design.

Grace. 22. Texas.

[xxziggystardust]

[loloftheday]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[c-o-n-e-bvse]

Shit yall

[gbabeeshanz]

I feel so old

😩😩

[dmvkidcudi]

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy

[luxtenebre]

These bitches don’t know Dialtone or dialup

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Hemp is just generally more efficient for things that wood does. You can make boards out of hemp that are stronger than wood. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper and that ugly bitch is still around?

It takes wood 50 to 500 years before it’s viable for use as a material for paper, while hemp is only a few hundred days. Hemp paper can also be recycled three times more than wood pulp. You can produce 10 tons of hemp per acre in four months. It’s so much more efficient than wood.

[thoughtsofadame]

Aggressive reminder that the lumber industry lobbied hard for marijuana to be made illegal. 

[threelisabeth-deactivated201803]

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.

[heygraciela]

First post in 2yrs

Am I too old for tumblr yet?

[gender-sexuality-happiness-rage]

[meangan]

[gutter-goddess]

[shearans]

Irony can be so painful

[kevincarnell-deactivated2018122]

For Orlando. For my home. For peace.

[giraffepoliceforce]

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

[gaymigration-deactivated2016100]

why do you hate guns so much?

I, a known queer,

[mcrmaidlesbian]

And I, a know African-American

[eliwithasmileyface-deactivated2]

I, a known trans, queer and POC

[you-broke-our-spirits]

I, a known Arab,

[shego1142]

I, a known disabled person,

[probablyridiculous]

I, a known black, female, masculine presenting lesbian of lower middle class,

[julius-novachrono]

I, a known queer Mexican,

[teenscoolest]

[samiieus-deactivated20160825]

STOP KILLING US

[thebelchers]

[tomche]

Me