han’s secret sideblog

decomposing all by yourself, handsome?

[heygrrrlfriend]

yas girl you’re just like the detective harry du bois from hit rpg video game disco elysium. you absolutely do not have an addictive personality, and you’re not repulsive, you’re disco!

[chips1977]

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

[ithvka]

[heygrrrlfriend]

did you know that if you put on the soundtrack of your favorite movie while you’re having a hard time, you’re not struggling, you’re actually just like the characters in your favorite movie?

[heygrrrlfriend]

i am gonna have an awesome day tomorrow !! :D

[heygrrrlfriend]

@totallynottosia here she comes world💜 be kind to her💜

[gwiazdzisko-art]

Not my usual stuff but, uh. intimidating star lady...

[heygrrrlfriend]

oh my god HI😳

[ladypaperwriterson]

What if you were BLACK and GAY and a PIMP in early 20th century Louisiana, and you FELL IN LOVE with your super hot STALKER, and you got MARRIED, and he wants to CHEAT, but he doesn't want YOU cheating, and you want a DAUGHTER, and she's THE BEST, but she HATES your husband, and she wants you to KILL him and his sidepiece, and so you DO that, but then he HAUNTS you, and then you MISS him, and then you go to PARIS, and you meet MORE gays there, and their leader is HOT, and you FALL FOR HIM TOO, but then your husband comes BACK, and EVERYONE wants your daughter DEAD, and they KILL her, and you completely LOSE it, and you burn EVERYONE, and you get a DIVORCE, and you marry YOUR EX HUSBAND'S EX, and then in the 70s you decide to have someone INTERVIEW you, but you lose it AGAIN, and it all goes to SHIT, and then everything is a BLUR, and then it's 2020, and there's COVID, and you decide you want to be interviewed AGAIN, and you discover your current husband BRAINWASHED YOU, so you get ANOTHER divorce, and you're now TWICE divorced before you're even 150, and you run back to your first ex, but then that fuckass reporter PUBLISHES your interview as a BOOK, and your ex is MAD, and you want him BACK, but he decides to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT

[errantobsessions]

Big big fan of when artists draw Armand as this black shadowy lurking figure where you can only see his silhouette. Except!! They add his very wide glowy orange eyes staring at you. Very very good and scratches the right part of my brain, thank you

[insaneslimepussy]

i think one of the most embarrassing things about really liking / needing touch even nonsexually is the way "i want you to touch me" is perceived as a purely sexual thing. like we can just touch our legs together as friends it's okay. please

[insaneslimepussy]

can we normalise platonic hand holding it makes me feel very safe

[insaneslimepussy]

also the fact this isn't even something i can handle with everyone like with a lot of people if they touch me it makes me really freaked out so if i actually like being touched by someone it's like. can we do this a lot please

[adeliegir]

mini mini lestat du soir

[mossycakes]

as far as im concerned gabstat/lioncest is rent controlling gunshots to keep the weird gothic freaks invested in the weird gothic show. matter of fact everytime i see one of you tiktok bitches complain about it i hope they add another sloppy makeout scene between them

[gwiazdzisko-art]

Hello it's the silly guy!

[animalcannnibal]

my bestie has been googling „don’t eat glass glass” for the past few minutes. she insists it was a real thing. „it said don’t eat glass and there was an arrow and it said GLASS” she says. please. good people of tumblr. help.

[animalcannnibal]

she’s also wine drunk and singing celine dion. and now thinks it has something to do with tyler the creator.

[darkwillowz]

Holmes & Watson is the name

Serving ✨cunt✨ is the game

[sparklyplum]

Lizzie Hearts queen of hearts card! had sm fun with this one. might make a whole deck (without the numbers lol) of ever after high characters tbh

[stabound-deactivated20251226]

“Billy and Stu threesome Headcanons”

They kill you and feed your remains to the cat

[polutek]

They get distracted easily :((

[heygrrrlfriend]

literally me as ghostface