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*voice of a guy who really doesn't want to do self promo ever in their life* hey. hey. person following me. did you know i have an art blog?

@gwiazdzisko-art

it's like my main blog but instead of funny reblogged posts there are unfunny drawings there.

#i swear i'm not desperate for attention i just realised that having this info only in my bio won't make anyone check it out

fitzloser

heaven help us

#i am not in this fandom #but i just spent a lot of time searching for this edit bc i remembered seeing it a while ago and i couldn't get it out of my head #really cool! maybe one day i'll even watch it!#the terror

microraptorhours

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

july-19th-club

vetinari is such a fucking damsel in distress whenever sam’s concerned like…oh no i’m trapped! in a dungeon! what will we do mister vimes. oh i’ve been SHOT it’s all right mister vimes it’s just a flesh - oh mister vimes…poison…i shall lie wan upon my bed and speak in a whisper and implore you for help….OH ive been deposéd. IF ONLY a strong and resourceful knight could raise an army for me. oh i am contemplating the state of this great nation if only there were some smart serious man who could help me to do that. oh it’s a solemn day for us both but im very horny now that i know you were that hot older guy at the barricades when i was like eighteen and also horny. oh im going to stare very hard at your hands and let you misinterpret it as irritation and not pining. oooh mister vimes

july-19th-club

how could I forget the time he got framed for Drumknott’s attempted murder as yet another poorly anticipated plot on his life and job and had not one but two separate men rushing to solve the case & save his career. fuckin classic

shiftingpath

#i regret deeply the words i am about to say#lord vetinari power bottom

odense

A Totally Correct Illustration Of The End Of Jingo

#yupp #discworld

dramatic-dolphin

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

hiveswap

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

valtsv

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

valtsv

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

valtsv

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

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Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours

#PERFECT #yde and olive's child from the medieval text “yde and olive” was called the same thing :3 #yde and olive reference :3

dragon-in-a-fez

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

vavo0m

sherlock holmes

#sherlock holmes

json-derulo

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

#doctor who #thoshei

elgreytea

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

#the name of the rose by umberto eco #a pocket version of the book with very tiny letters. belongs to my mother #four years ago i promised myself i'd read it during the next four years. and then i didn't so i #i'm catching up.#also because i read baudolino and loved the idea of fictional story set in historical setting written by someone who knows history.

motherblackcap

happy nonbinary awareness week! one simple fact to start you off: in the majority of countries and territories around the world, nonbinary people are not recognised as a distinct legal gender—either as a single collective nonbinary gender, or as the whole spectrum it actually represents. If you do live in a country where nonbinary identity is legally recognised: that's brilliant! really! but please be aware of the privileges granted by having your gender be recognised on a legal level, which the majority of nonbinary people do not have.

motherblackcap

happy nonbinary awareness week! another interesting fact for you to consider: not every nonbinary person uses they/them, and instead might find the idea of being referred to by they/them as misgendering. furthermore, referring to nonbinary people simply as "they/thems" is a form of malgendering, as reducing a group down to a set of pronouns flattens and simplifies an incredibly diverse group of individuals in the public view, makes it easier for people to assign stereotypes to them, and can obscure nonbinary issues down to the question of pronouns. it's best not to make assumption about what language a person is comfortable with simply from their gender; if in doubt, and if in a safe place to do so, just ask!

pspsappho

& honestly there's no debate to be had the zendaya earrings are orders of magnitude worse than kim kardashian wearing that marilyn dress. yes that piece was a one of a kind unique textile made so specifically for marilyn monroe she had to be sewn into it. at the end of the day it was a ~70 year old usamerican cultural artefact being repurposed by an american for an american cultural event and everyone involved knows exactly where the dress came from + what happened to it + where it went afterwards. zendaya is wearing the looted (or forged) cultural heritage of a people her government is currently bombing & whose lives they have been deliberately making unliveable for decades to a movie premiere that has fuck all to do with iran. we don't know where those discs came from where they were found or by whom & we never will. AND the jeweller appears to have altered them substantially from their original condition. destroying a people's cultural heritage at the same time you destroy their country + their lives so you can look good on a red carpet One Time i want to fucking hurl

uhhhhmanda

The earrings, worn by Zendaya at The Odyssey press tour, are believed to be 2,000-3,000 years old and come at a time when the US is bombing

An archaeologist quoted in the article says "the point of these earrings is not to showcase legitimate ancient artistry, it is to fetishize the past, to be a commodity, stolen from the elite, circulated illegally, and immorally…this is about class signalling."

hometoursandotherstuff

Honestly, when I first read it, I thought that word was shit, too.

bumpycap

If i had a nickel for every time i was at an mcr concert i'd have two which is not a lot but it's weird that there was a storm/rain during both of them

#mcr #my chemical romance