Stuff! And then, sometimes some other stuff

Sarcasm, irony, surrealism, and occasional pictures of cute animals.

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

[heyguysiwrotesomething]

I remember it because Starboard has an R in it. (Now, I hear some of you saying “port also has an R in it” to which I say, get your own mnemonic)

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[thememedaddy]

[secretgarden]

[thatnordicguy]

[blemgoid]

THE POMPOUS FOP has declined your gift.

1x MID-GRADE BRANDY 1x STRINGY GAME HEN 1x MEDIOCRE PLUM PUDDING

Have been returned to your inventory.

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[scorebug]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[afloweroutofstone]

They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

[thefabfreak]

[outtox1cated]

New favorite genre of posts

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[planetsoda]

who remembers this tweet

[planetsoda]

this is your annual pride month reminder that queer rose is real

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[meow-moment]

Early Adventure Time Episode: finn discovers a squirrel that can burp like a human and names it Burpin Mike. he uses Burpin Mike to prank jake, but takes the prank too far and learns a lesson about boundaries.

Late Adventure Time Episode: Burpin Mike's burping talent has netted him a lucrative career as a political spokesperson in the candy kingdom. the job brings him success, but he hates himself for selling out his talent. he is depressed, and at one point is implied to be suicidal. none of Adventure Time's main characters appear in the episode.

[veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes]

[cookiethebirddoll]

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”