watch the queen conquer

Hello, my name is, uh, Plug One, and uh, let me tell you a little bit about myself. I like Twizzlers and I like the Alligator Bob and my favorite drama movie is, um, Bloodsucking Freaks, just like your mama.

[popculturediedin2009]

Last night I made a Twitter thread elaborating on the O.J.-Johnny parallels I've been talking about on here the past few weeks.

Some people might think it's a crazy comparison, but Nicole's and Amber's struggles were tragically similar.

[unclefather]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[andymorin]

Death Grips with Al Jourgensen of Ministry, November 2017

[popculturediedin2009]

Heidi Montag cries over negative reviews for her music video to Higher, February 2008

[sexysnakegirl-deactivated202105]

bro i love abortion soooo much i think abortions should come with a free bottle of champagne

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

So I've blocked you. Wondering why?

Please consult the criteria below:

✔️You done a racism.

✔️You done a sexism.

✔️You done a bi-erasure.

✔️You heckin disrespected sex work.

Tumblr is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet. Pow.

[heyitsxio]

There’s a block function NOW?

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[otterology]

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

[backyardbob01]

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

[steelblaidd]

☝️

Beach, booze, Buffett.

[alexseanchai]

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

[kvothe-kingkiller]

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

[officiallordvetinari]

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

[theswordwizard]

reading the first half of the comments like

[swirlypinkswirl]

My thoughts exactly!

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

The psychosis of still being on tumblr

[duelwieldingraccoon]

brain empty

[chymical]

Personally I think everything should be easier than it is. Just a thought.

[chymical]

Someone has managed to find a beef with this almost comically anodyne post. I love the internet. Godspeed, sir.

[chymical]

Here we go boys! We’re really doing it now!

[supermoonscarab]

too much self reflection is not a good thing honestly. go outside and plant a garden and then cook yourself a homemade dinner then mop the floors and change your sheets and take a hot shower then you won’t care so much

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[libraford]

"MSG tricks your brain into thinking food tastes better."

Yes, Brian, that is the essential function of spices and flavorings.

[shadovvlurking]

reblog and he will protect you

[shadovvlurking]

this is a lot for one skeleton, so he has brought his friends to help

[shut-up-jab]

[shadovvlurking]

Since its finally October all of his friends are here, reblog for maximum protection

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

what if we started talking about pitbull like some of you talk about hozier

[gimmickbird-deactivated20231221]

fae elf king mr worldwide emerging from the international bog 

[guerrillatech]