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@heyjordan
task 002.
u p l o a d i n g . . .
if we're cutting into the penis cake, i want a piece of the tip. thank you.
listen....we ain't last so i'm happy. so do we get to keep this cake orrr....
cake challenge — jordan&jamie
jordan's too busy in her head, mind switching over to being just a bit competitive, watching her partner be blindfolded. she goes to wrap her arms around him backwards so that her hands are behind her, wiggling a bit in excitement. "this should be literal cake-you have more art skills than me...let's see how that holds up." she laughs. "you ready big jamie? need a headband?" // @jamiebeck
"at bare minimum, keep a steady hand at least." she shakes her head even though he can't see her, wondering what kind of mess this was about to become. she lets out a final laugh at his flex, gently slapping his forearm before wrapping her arms behind them so that she was nestled in front, knowing she had to be their eyes. "okay, we're gonna walk forward like four baby steps for you, and then i want you to reach to your right for the white frosting.” but she realizes her mistake a little too slow “ohh shit no left, left!”
jordan's too busy in her head, mind switching over to being just a bit competitive, watching her partner be blindfolded. she goes to wrap her arms around him backwards so that her hands are behind her, wiggling a bit in excitement. "this should be literal cake-you have more art skills than me...let's see how that holds up." she laughs. "you ready big jamie? need a headband?" // @jamiebeck
she waves the other over to the table, gesturing to a seat not too far from her. “you just wake up from a nap too?” she asks, “because same. come wake yourself up a bit.” she offers up a smile.
“ our girl is definitely meeting expectations! it’s not too flashy and it’s so focused on her artistry and that mic is on. i’m not blown away but i’m very much pleased. if she can keep this momentum in an album rollout? “
“ just had to check. talking badly about naps is a pretty serious offense in my book.” she says pointedly, taking a drink and finding her seat. “i don’t know who y’all is, but i multitask. i’ll be damned if you eat my favorites because i got distracted.” she laughs. “what’s your favorite meal though? top two.”
“ without a doubt. if she can nail this performance then i have high hopes for an album. lil nas has such cute concepts—it was very much giving me hbcu homecoming! “
“ this is why i don’t watch award shows. where’s the brown people? “
“don’t be knocking naps!” jordan poked her head out as she made her way down into the kitchen area. “besides, how many meals are you really able to knock out. two? maybe three drinks? let’s not go too far here.” she snickers, peeking around into the activity bustling around.
her laughter continues, to the point where she has to try to take breaths, fanning at her face while trying to keep her composure as the other flexes, shaking her head while inhaling and exhaling to calm herself. his answers actually surprise her and it shows on her face—she can admit to herself that she’s guilty of being judgmental at times, and with each passing moment, the male was constantly proving that there was more to him than his big smile and easy personality, and to a degree, she didn’t know what to make of that. she was too used to making bad choices in this area. “i don’t think there’s ever a right time to find out things about yourself. nobody really knows what they’re going to do ‘til they’re in the moment. maybe it was the right timing when you realized that doing tattoos is where your calling was. what made you decide to go that route of all things?” she paused momentarily before giving her own response. “i’m an event planner. it satisfies my perfectionism-kinda- and let’s me make fairy tale moments. it’s sometimes really boring, but sometimes i get to work with certain clients and......getting to unveil months and sometimes over a year of planning and making sure every detail is right for their moment? and seeing how happy it makes them? worth running around like an idiot for months and living off of granola bars and coffee.”
though she was relatively a bit upset that her friend was no longer sharing the same roof as her, jordan was still pretty happy that they could spend time together and build a better connection as friends. she had met jordy downstairs with a hug and bright smile and piled into the car next to her, shoulders relaxing at the thought of a relaxing day with no pressures of the villa. her head leans on the seat, rolling to the side to raise an eyebrow. “it’s been good. i’m glad there was no drama this time around so i can just focus, you know? outside of that, i can tell things are about to get twice as crazy.” she reached for her friends hand, speaking softly, “how are you? have you talked to your family since you went to aftersun?”
her smile bloomed into a bigger grin, gently pushing him with her shoulders-which wasn’t gonna really do much to the so much taller male. she couldn’t hide the excitement she had knowing that she was afforded a real chance to see how deep her connection with jamie went. “i’m feeling really good.” she nodded. “i know we’ve been talking a lot but i was still nervous because you never know how these things will go. so i’m just....really excited to get to know you better. not like i wouldn’t try if you didn’t pick- but i was kind of jealous last recoupling, honestly.” she admitted a bit sheepishly, tapping her fingers on her glass. “also for the record? i’m a really big blanket hogger. so you may wake up a little chilly.”