[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[auntymurda]

Shit I used to roll my eyes at posts like this but I ain’t takin no chances now lol

[calumsmfgirl]

me: *makes self deprecating joke*

everyone else: *is quiet*

me:

[spideycentral]

[rileywrites-parker]

Most realistic scene in Homecoming: pretending to be interested in another person’s distractions when you’re privately experiencing identity crisis and internally panicking.

[givemebackmybucky]

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

[whatis2plus2]

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

[eliana-alani-deactivated2017082]

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[thechurchofapathy]

He’s so close to figuring it out

[simonbitdiddle]

That one stubborn braincell linking two things just isn’t going to fucking light up because the epiphany will blow out the back of his goddamn skull like he was in Scanners.

[thesassycat]

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

[this-slag]

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

[onlinepunk]

i feel like i have rabies but like emotionally

[heavensickness]

That’s hysteria, babe!

[a-perqafohet-ferra-deactivated2]

I’m a girlfriend and a bro all in one

[rose--clique]

😂😂😂 I’m done!!

[xgreywardencouslandx]

Love them

[stahhhhpppp]

Avengers Infinity War: (summary)

Iron Man:

Captain America:

Hulk/Bruce Banner: 

Thor:

Black Widow: 

Dr Strange:

Star-Lord:

Drax:

Mantis: 

Gamora:

Nebula:

Rocket Racoon:

Groot:

Spider-man:

Black Panther:

Bucky:

Okoye:

Falcon:

vision/Scarlett:

Loki:

Thanos:

[jigglyturk]

The loki one cracked me the fuck up

[shinysoroka]

My favorite Ragnarok headcanon is that the entire movie is a story Thor is telling the audience. That’s why it opens with a monologue, that’s also the reason of the sudden tone shift into comedy and that’s why despite all the horrible things that happen, it’s so endlessly optimistic. The real events that transpired were probably very similar, just much, much darker. 

[growingpaynes-art]

This really explains so much, like how characters like Loki and Hulk, and Thor himself, are so different from the other films- because we’re seeing them through Thor’s eyes. The dialogue is different as well, much more casual and shorthand with use of slang in place of the typical Shakespearean lines, because Thor is paraphrasing in his retelling of the events. I like to imagine that Thor’s audience is actually the asgardians on the ark at the end of the film, mostly families and children, so he’s ramping up the goofiness and drama (you are now meeting the grandmaster, please dont cut my hair, get help), using childish humor (the naked hulk), and poking fun at everything (surtur’s big eyebrow). They were all just extremely traumatized, so Thor is taking care of his people in the only way he currently can- taking comedy theatre tips from loki. 

[cresentcube]

Look. I get it. I am one of the most dullest person in the entire universe when it comes to art and colors. I don’t really get color theory, I just usually don’t notice bad color design.

But look at me in the Eye, @staff, and tell me.

HOW DID YOU EVEN THINK PURE FUCKING GREEN AGAINST BLUE DIPPED IN TAR WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

[phuk-ewe-deactivated20221207]

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

open rp

boy am i hungry for a krabby patty

[hotelmario]

[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fakehistory]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

[beephomets]

dont be rude to people who choose to finish school before they get a job

dont be rude to people who choose to quit school in order to get a job

not everyone is capable to handle both at the same time

dont give me your shitty life story of “well i work 100000 hours and i STILL manage to find time for my homework. if i can do it u can do it too” like literally shut the fuck up no one cares and no not everyone can.