this is heaven in hiding

Claire || 21, tall, bi, ravenclaw

[important-animal-images]

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

@kleefkruid your tag is golden.

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[lizardsfromspace]

Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol

[lizardsfromspace]

Coastal Dems: now we can't go too far now haha, we can't. We've got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you're mean to us

Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies:

[ublock-origin]

i love blackout poetry

[neenarchive]

i love figures in folklore who are morally ambiguous like. their wikipedia page will say like 'they will help lost travellers find their way back to the path also they are sometimes known to drown people and eat their bones.' ok!!!

[maybuds]

honestly it’s almost like our generation is set up to be lonelier & more anxious & more insane like imagine already being 20/30-something, the period of your life where you’re expected to be “at your prime”, in the middle of a climate crisis and a pandemic, under late-stage capitalism’s celebrity culture that conditions you to be as likeable & “marketable” as possible, where it seems like every lived experience should be watchable/profitable. & you look at the future you’re supposed to be working hard for & all you see is climate catastrophe meanwhile you scroll down a little & see a skin care ad that’s like “fight aging”. i haven’t said anything here that hasn’t already been said by someone else, but imagine being 20/30-something & normal

[bubblysuggestion]

you don’t have to know how it will work out, but have peace knowing that it will

[desinteresse]

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

[desinteresse]

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

[bladesrunner]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I'm sorry but this is SO funny can we please give his twitter back

[plum-soup]

personally i think its funnier that whenever he wants to tweet he has to release it as an official statement to the press. it just makes everything more absurd. like his press releases are just fucking tweets

[nflstreet]

he’s not taking the news well

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

[normal-horoscopes]

[PEELS GOD AND GIVES YOU A SLICE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU]

[lmaonade]

my favorite video game quest trope is "HELP US, THEY ARE STEALING OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US, AS A REWARD YOU MAY HAVE OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT"

[child-of-flame-and-sky]

[werebutch]

hey guys? guys? i think my dad is cool

[werebutch]

[werebutch]

HES TRYING

[slurricane]

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

i love ask games but sometimes we can just cut to the chase

[blackcvrrant-deactivated2023060]

new ask game anonymously tell me i’m hot and you have a crush on me