jackass of all trades, master of none

jack. || 23 || medium ugly transmasc with a smoker build and a cowboy spirit || CEO of dog motif || master of fuck all

[sghrscbnnm]

Umbrella chronica

Umbrella chronicles wesker

[sghrscbnnm]

Spend an embarrassing amount of time on this

[mimmixerenard]

I think he's a bit confused.

This one's been taking dust in my drawing ideas list for weeks. Ever since the first two RE1-centric mini comics, actually.

[hailed-marys]

on the beach, in every life.

[hailed-marys]

an ode to prometheus

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[stopmotion-zilla]

The Return of Godzilla's ending hits different if you're an RE fan.

Don't @ me about the scaling, Wesker is gunna get radiation sickness anyway...It don't matter

[narratorisreallll]

This was funnier in my head (mine)

[cobbler-crisis]

This is just awful

[grimbeak]

autistic jack harkness is just soooo. idk. it means a lot to me which is probably why i yap about it so often but its so wild to me that i almost never saw any1 bring it up outside of my posts sjhgskj. like aside from the obvious wearing the same outfit for 200+ years straight he also is very low empathy to me.

like in the several episodes where everyone gets so fucking angry at him for making the logically safest choice (giving the girl to the fairies, keeping the hospital of ppl taken by the rift secret and not telling the victims' families, killing steven) instead of the more morally correct one is just. its so interesting and extremely relatable to me. bc he's clearly affected by his actions and the response that he gets from making them but everyone still is furious with him bc he didn't act the Right Way. he's not being a Good Person. as if that concept could ever apply to a member of torchwood. and he has to stand by and deal with the aftermath of his descions on his own because no one else understands him because how could they. he's an immortal being from the far future. which is not a metaphor for anything at all dont worry about it.

and also on a slightly sillier note. his flirting with everything that moves is imo very obviously his way of masking. at first it was something he liked to do and probably brought him comfort, and while it still is just for fun sometimes nowadays it's just how he gets through life. that's the most acceptable way that he can be "weird" without everyone treating him like a monster. he flirts with everyone because that's "just what jack does". because it's normal to everyone else. because anytime they see his true colors they treat him like an alien. so it's easier to act the way they expect him to, the way they want him to. because it's what he's used to. because it's what works. because being visibly queer in the early 2000s is the most acceptable form of "weird" for him to be.

[deusben]

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

[xanaxfarts]

Devils Horns sunrise during a partial eclipse (2019) photog. Elias Chasiotis, location: Al Wakrah, Qatar

[romehbo]

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

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