jackass of all trades, master of none

jack. || 23 || medium ugly transmasc with a smoker build and a cowboy spirit || CEO of dog motif || master of fuck all

[they-call-me-youngermoney]

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[mari-monsta]

why is it that when im reading fanfic i feel like i have a fairly good metric for if something is characterized accurately but when im trying to write suddenly its like ive never seen this character in my life. would he say that. would he fucking say that. suddenly i have no idea

[runasulienadanika]

despite that Coronabeth Tridentarius is frequently called the most beautiful out of all tlt characters, it's Camilla Hect who is flirted with the most. multiple characters find her attractive, and Nona, who is literally planet earth (therefore has universal taste) called Corona almost pretty enough for Camilla, which strongly suggests that Camilla Hect is the hottest tlt character. in this essay i will-

[k1ttyy-br41nss]

happy pride

[quadrilioquy]

[xiaq]

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

[puppyoftindalos]

Secret Agents

[fehlerderkorrektur]

[wolvertooth]

3 nickels.

(unless anyone else knows another moment)

[clawsofakiller]

4

From Weapon X issue 8

[clawsofakiller]

And does this count? I'm not sure Gambit was poking his abdomen or the area lower than abdomen.

[fehlerderkorrektur]

[spiralingants]

my current johnny wip ..

idk if i’ll finish this one so enjoy him while he’s here

[ohmovie]

You know… I don't think I want to change. I like it in here. For the first time in a long time, I feel like I'm… like I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Clark Backrooms (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

[your-fave-is-transmasc]

I hope you're not getting too tired of the silly asks... um... the fox emoji is transmasc 🦊 look at him just a lil guy

The fox emoji from real life communication is transmasc!

[smellymellie]

I think about his past a lot

[lucy-vanpelts]

some of u wouldn’t know good music if it started touching u sexually

[shirleyjacksons]

sounds like ass 🩷 how much do you want to bet carrie won’t purposefully kill anyone in this version

[shirleyjacksons]

i hate this motherfucker so much oh my god. will this series finally be the wake up call for the horror community to stop sucking his dick

[sivavakkiyar]

holy shit

[redstonedust]

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[crabussy]

crying tears of joy over this photo

[birds-in-posts]

Kākāpō (Strigops habroptilus)

[crabussy]

every time I share a photo of a kākāpō and someone goes "lol it's sirocco the one who shagged a man's head" I get so irritated because there's more than one kākāpō on earth but. after much digging. no this is literally sirocco. this IS in fact and undoubtedly the parrot that shagged some dude's head. happy birthday you crazy bachelor