HEY ROONEY

www.heyrooney.com

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can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS FROM???

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“they frenched”

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ohmygod

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Reblog every time

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One of my favs ever

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Where is huh motha????????? Wtfffff

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When Tinder gays meet Grindr gays

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THIS IS TOO TRUE!!!

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This is my biography…too real too real

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i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

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Lana: Pull up bitch Im ready to fight

Azealia:

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siri read a message from my mom (2017)

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i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

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this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

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Gorgeous thread this morning on Twitter by @jeffreymarsh!

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CASSANDRA

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Whet

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Whæt

[thefullestco]

them: u can’t just cut people out of ur life

me: 

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Bitch I’m WEAK

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Visit Original Link

I can’t get you out of my head,

I just want you here in my bed

‘Cause I really need you near me

Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

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so because the bar exam is in the swanky part of boston, I had to get a hotel room in the swanky part of boston, because if I did I got a discount

and holy jesus it’s the twilight zone of rich people

this is the room service menu. guess how much a bowl of cereal costs. like, not fancy cereal, I mean a bowl of unadulterated cheerios.

…

whatever you guessed, you were wrong, it’s ten fucking dollars

oh but maybe you want something even less interesting. oatmeal’s like, what, 50 cents a bag?

JUST KIDDING IT’S ALSO TEN BUCKS

do you want something with protein? how about eggs? okay, that can be a little expensive, there’s egg shortage and labor’s involved and look, whatever number you’re guessing in your head, it’s NOT HIGH ENOUGH

oh but it’s fancy because it has ~woodland mushrooms~

do you want to know how much a glass of milk costs? GUESS HOW MUCH A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK COSTS. I’LL WAIT.

FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS. do you know how much that is? right now, a gallon of milk is like three dollars at walmart. I could buy TWO GALLONS OF MILK AND A GLASS TO DRINK IT WITH for the price of this shit.

I finally understand this gif. this is how rich people actually think. holy fuck.

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Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

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They did the same with the Brown M&M

Clearly they’re together too, two happy Trans Women Lesbians.

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When the straight boys at school are mouthing something to you from across the class and you realise they’re just calling you faggot (x)