Sloane P.

@SaltyKindomNinja

[heysloanehey]

Well, how else am I supposed to feel better about the horrible experience??

[duholiver]

You are not.

[heysloanehey]

How 'bout an even exchange? I make you cookies, you give me a crown? It's a total win-win!

[heysloanehey]

Nah man. Defrost chicken duty was all yours bro. So you fucked up the chicken.

[bookeraustin-deactivated2015031]

No, I’m 100% certain that it was your job. 

[heysloanehey]

And im 100% sure you're full of poop.

[heysloanehey]

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@SaltyKingdomNinja: @OrangeJulius jus like that song, ur makin shit up

@OrangeJulius: @saltykingdomninja what how's the song made up... don't talk about JT like that

[heysloanehey]

Text: CHOCOLATE CHIP.

Text: DONE.

[parkerwhitman]

And just how long have you been preparing? Since the dark ages?

[heysloanehey]

How'd you guess my secret?

[heysloanehey]

Text: and cookies. I WANT COOKIES

Text: What cookies does my little prince desire?!

[parkerwhitman]

Your words are harsh, don’t make me cry about not getting my lightsaber, Sloane. 

[heysloanehey]

It's not my fault you're not as prepared as me, kid.

[heysloanehey]

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@OrangeJulius: @SaltyKingdomNinja why r u in such denial tho. [sings] don't act like it's a bad thing to fall in loooove with me

@SaltyKingdomNinja: @OrangeJulius jus like that song, ur makin shit up

[duholiver]

You want a crown for being the most scarred person I know?

[heysloanehey]

Well, how else am I supposed to feel better about the horrible experience??

[heysloanehey]

Text: yaaaaaa I want Jewelry

Text: I’ll get you the Frozen jewlery set I came across in Walmart yesterday. It comes complete with a crown, necklace, ring and bracelt.

[bookeraustin-deactivated2015031]

No, Sloane. That was your job.

[heysloanehey]

Nah man. Deforst chicken duty was all yours bro. So you fucked up the chicken.

[duholiver]

Wait, what? —Okay. You win.

[heysloanehey]

Damn right.

Now where's my crown?

[parkerwhitman]

I’m not sure you realize it’s alright been brought.

[heysloanehey]

Last I checked, my saber was in hand and yours was not. So suck it, Parker.

[heysloanehey]

Text: PICTURES OR YOUR LYING. ALSO YES. YOU BETTER.

SMS:

Text: CAN WE COMMENCE WITH THE MAKEUP NOW??

[parkerwhitman]

You think I won’t go grab my light saber? I will. Don’t test me.

[heysloanehey]

I got three words for you, buddy: bring it on.

[parkerwhitman]

That’s actually highly unlikely, you’re going down a dangerous path, young jedi.

[heysloanehey]

Come at me, bro.

[heysloanehey]

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@OrangeJulius: @SaltyKingdomNinja love can throw u off balance sometimes

@SaltyKingdomNinja: @OrangeJulius Not as much as your love for food is throwin off your scale