Hamilton Songs Badly Explained
Alexander Hamilton- “This kid (the main character) is a poor genius orphan.
Aaron Burr, Sir- “these best friends are polar opposites and kind of hate each other”
My Shot- “the new kid is about to save all our asses”
The Story of Tonight- “shit is about to go down for freedom we should remember this”
The Schuyler Sisters- “rich is fascinated by poor, three sisters break the rules and get hit on”
Farmer Refuted- “we are mad and want blood”
You’ll Be Back- “i am going to manipulate the living shit out of you to get what I want”
Right Hand Man- “we are not doing good, get the new kid NOW”
A Winter’s Ball- “horny men go sex hunting”
Helpless- “we’ve known each other for three weeks, let’s get married”
Satisfied- “i should have married my sister’s husband”
The Story of Tonight (Reprise)- “we’re single and sad”
Wait For It- “life’s a bitch and so is hamilton”
Stay Alive- “i’m supposed to take orders from THIS asshole?”
Ten Duel Commandments- “well this is foreshadowing”
Meet Me Inside- “oh shit”
That Would be Enough- “im pregnant so don’t die”
Guns and Ships- “America depends on 2 immigrants”
History has It’s Eyes on You- “what the fuck do you mean im important?”
Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)- “wait that’s it?”
What Comes Next?- “entire country is confused about running a country, begins suffering”
Dear Theodorsia- “awwwww this isn’t gonna last long is it”
Non-Stop- “dear lord man, GO TO SLEEP”
What I’d Miss- “you missed a goddamn motherfucking war you ass”
Cabinet Battle #1- “DAAAAMMMMNNNNN”
Take a Break- “the ‘Listen to Your Wife’ song
Say No To This- “okay i know this looks bad… and it is i feel Regret i’m so sorry”
The Room Where It Happens- “shady shit”
Schuyler Defeated- “goddamn it burr”
Cabinet Battle #2- “men argue about helping people they’re in debt to”
Washington On Your Side- “leading politician loses upper hand and becomes hated”
One Last Time- “jk guys I don’t want to do this”
I Know Him- “the dude that talked to me a long ass time ago is my boss”
The Adams Administration- “bye Felicia”
We Know- “how to blackmail a politician”
Hurricane- “man says goodbye to his career, is sad”
The Reynolds Pamphlet- “never gon’ be president now”
Burn- “you done fucked up”
Blow Us All Away- “if you’re going to duel, duel responsibly”
Stay Alive (Reprise)- well, that went terribly and now i’m lowkey crying
It’s Quiet Uptown- “man mourns son, Emotions commence”
The Election of 1800- “popular politician indirectly dictates the next president”
Your Obedient Servant- “morals get in the way of life”
Best of Wives and Best of Women- “couple has an ordinary conversation in early morning”
The World Was Wide Enough- “this started out so upbeat what the fuck happened?”
Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story- *uncontrollable sobbing*
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