Lesser of Two Weevils

I have no idea what is happening or why I'm here

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[orange-frog]

probably the worst tumblr post, for me, is that one short story about a person dying and meeting god, who then tells them that they are infact every human who has or will ever live and are slowly going through all those lives. Not because the story was particularly bad or anything but because now everytime i hear about some deeply fucked up shit happening to somebody im like damn... and im gonna have to do that too at some point...

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[girlmostlikely]

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[homeboygirl]

okay

[memeuplift]

[athelind]

It's a d

it's a dus

It's a dust bu

[cannibalchicken]

[assfuckmcgriddle]

toger we can achieve anything

[akumeoy]

what if you went in the house from house of leaves & there was a girl in there and she was like heyyy

[halberdierminister]

[angeliquemaretti]

dear every cat ever

I love you

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[omtai]

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them