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Elsa, Portugal - Hobbies include: TV series, horror manga and creepypastas, theater, cuddles, dank memes - Professional procrastinator 24/7

[galacticjonah]

Say cheese!!!

Drawing the whole damn squad was quite some work but I've done it. These are for MCM London specifically...getting them printed as little faux polaroid pics :3c

[marinella-ela]

[coldcrashpictures]

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[sailorbrazil]

Iphs mygh bothrday

[shutupimthinking]

girl you've been running through my mind all day

[shutupimthinking]

not in a cool sexy way though, girl.... kinda like this.

[cannibalchicken]

[psychicstrawberryspoon]

I fucking hate tomatoes

[important-animal-images]

[bebe-benzenheimer]

"Hey boss what are we doing today hey boss hey boss-"

[tikkety-tok]

[pawprint3]

This is better than any snl sketch

[kingofdoma]

when you so shit they gotta bust out a famous violinist to drag you

[icaruspendragon]

there are so many words to use in place of “penis” in regards to smut. there’s dick. or shaft. we got cock. member. organ. length. hell, even manhood! all are acceptable replacements.

but what do we have for the testicles? nuts? no thank you. ballsac or, lord forbid, just sac? i’d literally rather be tarred and feathered. using their government name and just calling them testicles? take me out back and gimme the ol’ yeller treatment.

how has the english language evolved so much yet we have no acceptable word for testicles in a sexy context? how can we claim we’ve advanced as a society when the best word for describing when two characters are fucking nasty and the noble and mighty testes are swaying about is balls?

BALLS

[icaruspendragon]

wanna run that one by me again, champ?

[the-mad-dame]

Here ya go. My apologies.

[icaruspendragon]

cheers, mate.

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[tzikeh]

The Cask of Miettellado

[quattro-arclight-the-aroace-boy]

Reminder:

ID: image of misawa from yu-gi-oh holding a baseball bat saying: I've found a way to counter attack your balls. END ID

(ID via @concernedbrownbread)

[rraaaarrl]

[theconcealedweapon]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[odinsblog]

[lazylittledragon]

newlywed things

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[konoko]