Ding of Koma

Charles, he/him. Seriously, SO so old (for Tumblr, but still). Love the nonsense of @dimestoretajic but hate all that silly MTG stuff that gets thrown in? This blog is for you. Icon by @hazoret. I'll be on [email protected] on Mastodon if this place explodes. 🌈🍉✊🏿

[kingofdoma]

huh

a higher yield of followers than I’ve had in a while

neat

hi

call me charles

expect random bullshit

also if you’re into magic the gathering, my main is @dimestoretajic

have fun

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[wanderontherocks]

@chipthekeeper

[edgebug]

I think it would be funny if most of Grace's eridian students went to him and asked for earth pronoun designations instead of picking for themselves, because they think it's cool to get word-gifts from the coolest teacher in the galaxy

and grace is trying so hard to not accidentally be sexist or assign gender roles to a monogendered species, so like, trying hard not to call someone he/him just because they like sports, or she/her just because they seem caring, or whatever. and he's having a hard time about it because he's like oh man why am I assigning the pronouns I'm assigning, i hope I'm not bringing any of my biases into this. just absolutely eating himself up over it

he tries to fix this by starting to roll a die, or throw darts at a dartboard, but his students immediately throw a fit because the point of the word-gifts is that they are specific, picked deliberately for them, right? and grace tries to explain gender bias and so on, but it becomes clear these kids could genuinely not give less of a shit, they just want to know what their AGAG (assigned gender at grace) is, alright? why is this so hard for him to understand??

eventually grace comes to the conclusion that he's on a different planet, and severely overthinking this, and that his kids really just are having fun--they really don't see the grace-given pronouns as categorization, he figures they see them as something more akin to astrology. or an eridian tiktok trend. when grace learns they call the assigning a word-gift he probably cries tbh

"teacher grace!!! what my pronoun question???"

"hmm. getting big they/them vibes off you"

"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. THANK"

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[kingofdoma]

quit glazing taytay when karim diane is RIGHT THERE

[between-stars-and-waves]

Art by @The_MonsterWolf

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I AM HERE FOR THIS CROSSOVER :D

[kingofdoma]

Okay

[kingofdoma]

so how many ff6 fans do you think it would take to defeat ify nwadiwe

[prokopetz]

You seem to be well versed in heresies. Which one is "Jesus isn't special for agreeing to sacrifice himself for human sins, nobody else just got an offer"?

Christian theologies that deny the doctrine of the Virgin Birth and hold that Jesus was an ordinary man who was adopted as God's son during his life – often at his baptism, though some strands place the event elsewhere – are broadly grouped under the heading of "adoptionism". We'd need to get a lot more specific about the particular theological claims being made to narrow it down any more than that.

As is always the case with Christian heresies, it's tough to pin down exactly how commonly adoptionism has actually been practised, as most surviving descriptions of it come to us via its critics, and early Church authorities were notorious for making up guys to get mad at. However, in the case of adoptionism in particular, we have pretty solid evidence of widespread practice prior to the First Council of Nicaea, and the argument can be made that it was the majority view in at least some Christian communities as late as the 5th Century.

(Interestingly, some contemporary Mormons also hold adoptionist views, though their version is distinct from what you're describing, as it involves Jesus being adopted as God's son at birth, not later in life.)

[kingofdoma]

tagging @apocrypals if for no other reason than it's a fun fact they'll enjoy

[nitpickrider]

You know, Marvel

Having your shitty 90s redesign stand directly on top of the classic costume in the most dismissive way possible is not the flex you think it is.

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[kingofdoma]

Counterpoint: inferior to the original though it may be, it's iconic to 90s kids

[nitpickrider]

Didn't exactly age like Alan Scott here, did he?

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[kingofdoma]

He looks better than he did in Spider-Man: Reign

[nitpickrider]

...progress?

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[dappercat123]

Hey that attitude helped him talk some kid out of suicide.

Spite is a powerful motivator.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"LIVE TO SEE YOUR ENEMIES DIE"

[kingofdoma]

Headcanon - that "chick from an egg" line made the jumper realize she was trans, transition, and go live happily as their true self

[nitpickrider]

...see now I see why you did the vigilante kidnapping thing.

Because legally, that charge is absurdist.

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[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It's like saying the travellers who unknowingly brought the plague carrying fleas during the The Black Death to other places were to blame for all the people lost to it

He just thought it was a funky new costume ya nutbag!

[thebibliomancer]

Let’s blame Reed Richards. Not in a legal sense but in a Reed knew something was weird about the costume and was the nearest thing to an authority in that place at that time but shrugged and decided it was a problem for later sense.

Not that any of this MATTERS with the benefit of hindsight. Symbiotes have been on Earth long before Peter ever stuck his head in a random machine. Ones way worse than Venom.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I am down for putting all the blame on Reed Richards because he probably deserves it XD

[kingofdoma]

We can also blame Deadpool a bit cuz he was Venom's host briefly before Peter (cuz retcons). I forget how that made things worse, but it definitely did! 😂

[maxbegone]

GOD OF WAR: LAUFEY (dev. Santa Monica Studios)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HNNNNGGGGG

[kingofdoma]

*watches preview* It's one thing to know a character could land the god of war, and another to SEE IT IN ACTION

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[nitpickrider]

That's the second time I've watched a crusty old supervillain jump off the walls of a prison with makeshift wings.

...and the first time was a Scooby Doo movie!

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[kingofdoma]

*splunch*

[dimestoretajic]

am i funny?

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

be brutal.

[nitpickrider]

His point?

Superheroes don't miss.

Bad guys just get cocky about the target.

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[kingofdoma]

I honestly wonder what Peter thought of that flick...

[pocketpencils]

That's a tall order to ask of him and you know that, Axel