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Charles Lincoln Neal the third ||internetainer || southern boy [NOT THE REAL LINK. JUST AN RP BLOG]

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simplywildes‌:

Since directing a film about high school kids, i’ve done nothing more than watch films about high school kids. Most recently? The Perfect Date, on Netflix. Wouldn’t it be cool if something like that existed? I could just use the app, and get someone to come with me to uncomfortable family gatherings. That way I wouldn’t have to explain to my 80 year old grandmother why I’m still single. In reality, granny, I’m still single because I want to be. 

Kids, my advice? Don’t rush it. Trust me, I got married at 18 and I missed out on a shit lot of things. Go out there, make mistakes, get up, make more mistakes and enjoy your life.

Lady directors are going to rule the world one day. That’s pretty cool! What exactly about high school kids does your film focus on? Sounds to me like the modern version of The Wedding Date. Most family gatherings are uncomfortable, let’s be honest and all grandmothers ask that question to their single grandkids. Because you want to be isn’t an accepted answer yet? - Young love, young marriage isn’t for everyone. I got married pretty young and we’re coming up on our 19th year. But I can agree, part of being young is the fun of making mistakes.

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emilia--x‌:

If you’re in New York and you’re stuck for something to do tonight, come down to Radio City Music Hall and walk the dragon fire red carpet at the Game of Thrones Season 8 premiere! It’s going to be a wild afterparty and I’m ready to take bets. Which cast member will vomit on an Omaze competition winner? Who will wake up in a dumpster in Hoboken? Who will drunkenly spoil the ending to a journalist and have to hold them while they weep? Okay, full disclosure, the last one will definitely be me.

If you can’t come out and party with us tonight, tell me about your most bonkers night out. The crazier, the better, people. This is the beginning of our last run of parties and we are determined to go out with a bang!

Who’s a drunk vomiter normally? What is Omaze? Oh gosh, I’m imagining those pictures and laughing! I’m sorry! I’d love to know who actually ends up in a dumpster, since I’m on the other side of the country and can’t make it. Ummm the craziest night out I don’t remember. I woke up on my friend’s couch with what I found out later was syrup in my hair.

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lilireinheart-x‌:

Riverdale Season 3 is wrapping up so soon, and for the first time, I’m not looking forward to that. Wrapping usually comes with a holiday or something, but this time, I’ve gotta fly to New York and start filming Hustler, for which I need to magically get the sex appeal of a stripper… I’m sorry, have the casting directors not seen the snake charmer dance crap Riverdale made me do? I am the un-sexiest person ever when put into that position! I’m very thankful that they saw that in me, but boy am I gonna have to work to get into that mindset. 

But enough about me, what are you guys doing in the next couple months?

From one thing to another, huh? You’re going to need lots of coffee! Hustler - sounds interesting. It’s not really something in my roadhouse, but anything with you in it is in my daughters. Though she may be waiting a few more years to see it, sorry haha. Maybe they did and found it charming? Buddum tsss! The next few months for me are going to be filled with traveling, Rhett and I are going on a mini tour this summer.

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@CharlesTrippy: Exactly! @linklamont I mean thank you, Allie says I need to be nicer. Damn, you caught us. We want to break a record for P's we could put in her name.

linklamont: @CharlesTrippy You already broke a record! Let someone else have a shot! LOL 😆

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iamemmastoney‌:

So I am hosting Saturday Night Live for the fourth time and just like the first time, I’m nervous as hell. Not only because of the monologue, which I am writing myself this time, but also because BTS are the musical guests. It’s supposed to be one of the most watched episodes according to projected polls and I’m just trying to remain calm. I’ve tried my usual calming techniques, like yoga and hot showers, but as the day draws nearer, I’m going to be a wreck. I might need to hire an acupuncturist or try some goat yoga the day of to work away the nerves. What do you guys do to help alleviate stress? I’m open to any and all suggestions.

Fourth time? Wow, that's awesome! You'll do great no doubt but I totally understand the nerves, performing in general is a big deal. - Wouldn’t goat yoga be more stressful? Having to worry about one climbing on you or sticking your hand in a turd? I attempt to meditate, and when that fails I play my harmonica.

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Text || Darlin'

Colleen: Actual definition of perfect timing. Rach just texted me asking for Aunt Rachel time. Tell her I will be there and will bring a good treat. Yes! 😃 Also may pick Jessie's brain about some decorating questions I had.

Link: Really? Sweet! Cookies? Anything but cake xD Jessie is always game.

Link: You missed out on a whole family thing tonight, went to the Shazam premiere. Could have had a good laugh watching me get off the gravatron! Next time. It'll be nice to have someone pretty on my arm on the carpet since Christy hides ;P

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@CharlesTrippy: @linklamont Gotta teach the little one to have good taste. Bowie Penelope Trippy? Why is that.. good? @AllieWes Thoughts?

linklamont: @CharlesTrippy That shouldn't be too hard, right? You have good taste! Penelope? Is this a "let's see how many Ps we can give our kids?" xD

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jennanistonish‌:

It’s the greatest excuse. I’ll do it, I’ll do it. Don’t insist, I love having my closest friends around as often as I can. Don’t even ask if you’re invited, of course, you are!  I turned 50. It was a big deal as you can imagine. Happy 40th belayed Birthday for you. 

But - I’m not a friend, let alone a close friend. What an honor! Shut the front door, you look younger than me. Do you even age? In the physical sense? Thank you!

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Text || Darlin'

Link: Your presence has been requested at game night on Saturday. By wifey. She says bring a treat xD Rhett & Jessie will also be coming.

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grntgstin‌:

Yes, dude, it’s the most funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I hope you have fun reading everything and hey, maybe you forgot something there as well, so now it’s your chance to find it. I’m not sure, I don’t know who he is, I’ve only heard the gossip, Link! I’ll make sure to ask more about the whole situation just for you. It’s nice to meet you!

I have forgotten many things, as far as I know nothing of importance is currently hanging out in the back of an Uber. Don’t worry about it. You have far more important things to do. I can do some digging myself. Can I just say, come on our show! It would be so cool! Especially since we’ve already had the other half of team West-Alan on, she was a hoot.

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yomelton‌:

Sup, fellow Charles. How did you get the cool nickname Link? Gushers and spring rolls totally need a warning label, they’re dangerous when played with. I spent the rest of the day in the gym doing an arm workout, so it got way better. Working up a sweat and listening to music makes almost any day better, tbh. I’m a total gym rat, so that might just be me though. Is your cousin going to be a YouTuber too? 

I’m the third Charles in my family, with Lincoln being my middle name I decided very early that I wanted to shorten it and go by Link. How does someone become a gym rat? - You know what, I don’t want to know. I’d find a way to ruin it for everyone by injuring myself. He’s thought about it yeah, gain more traction with his music.

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@CharlesTrippy: Bowie poster for the Nursery? I think yes. #snuckitinthecart #shewasntlooking

linklamont: @CharlesTrippy I second that! Bowie would be a cool name!

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jennanistonish‌:

Some people are still talking about my last Birthday Party. It keeps me wondering if I should throw some kind of after party as the perfect excuse to get all my friends gathered together again. Would you tag along? Hi, I am Jennifer. Are you keen to celebrate your Birthday or do you spend it just like any other day? 

Mine too! Haha, that is a great excuse. I say go for it! Would I? Um, yes! Does this mean I’m invited? It’s very nice to meet you Jennifer, I’m Link. For me it depends on the year, last year I turned forty so my wife threw a bowling extravaganza.

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Linkleen -- Puppy Love -- 3.21. 2019

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colleenisballin‌:

Until she had met Link. Colleen hadn’t quite realized how the sound of someone’s voice alone could make her smile. The way he referred her to as Darlin’ made her truly melt. Even if the nickname was in a casual conversation, especially followed by that smile that made her heart fluttered in her chest. “I’ll have to check it out sometime. But I know I’d vote Jade into office any day.” Colleen mused, her usual sunny smile taking on a newfound brightness to it as she spoke. Letting the kiss linger for a little longer, wanting to savor it as long; Colleen bite down on her lip for a moment. As if she was still lost in the moment of the kiss before getting to work. “You never know. Just wanted to make sure the princess has a leash for our adventure.” Colleen cooed the dog more than Link, even though she was technically speaking to both of them. Glad she already had a diaper bag packed underneath the stroller, Colleen put some pants on Flynn and some socks. “Let’s go, bunny.” She cooed. Leaning forward, she secured him into his stroller seat securely then covered up to his middle with a blanket since it was fall weather. Letting a giggle slip out, “Let me guess, it’s usually more of a carry situation usually than a walk?” Colleen could relate to having spoiled animals with the kittens. Pushing the stroller out with Flynn, she was so glad she didn’t have stairs in this moment. “Left or right? We could go either way.” 

“Almost always,” he nodded with a soft smile. Jade pulled on her leash, pulling Link to the right. Her nose pressed to the ground. “Right it is, someone is on the hunt for something. Is it rabbit season?” He laughed at his own joke and took a few large strides to gain some slack back in the leash, the smile stuck on his face. It was his permanent expression these days, he was very happy with his life. A job he loved and got to do with his best friend, a happy & healthy family, two beautiful women that he felt like he did not deserve. It was crazy! A good crazy. “So I need to know, how is tour prep going? Rhett and I added a round of shows, less like the Tour of Mythicality, more concert style. I feel like I need to have our songs on repeat for days. - Again.” Link felt his cheeks grow warm, a little embarrassed he couldn’t remember lyrics to his own songs.

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grntgstin‌:

I like New York’s taxi cabs, you know? They’re yellow and it’s almost a prerequisite that someone flips you the bird when you apparently steal theirs. Then there’s the uber. You don’t know what sort of driver you’ll get. Are they talkative? Do they know directions? Probably unlikely. But no matter which one I’m in, I always forget something behind and apparently I’m not the only one. Because not only did this years uber list come out stating that people left behind the usual things like phones, marriage certificates, a jet-pack but someone forgot to take their own brother. Is that boy just a passenger now? Is he self-aware to know to get out? Hey, I’m Grant. I have so many questions.

There’s a whole list of things that people leave behind? That comes out yearly? Dude, I now have bathroom reading material for at least the next month! Oh gosh, their brother? Please tell me the guy was old enough to call for help and it wasn’t like that Friends episode. Hey Grant, I’m Link!

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*** He hurt his finger. 

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Linkleen -- Puppy Love -- 3.21. 2019

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colleenisballin‌:

On reflex, the curly haired woman facepalmed while wearing a smile that reeked of pure love on her face. “As awful of a joke as that was, and believe me - that was. A world ran by these two would be ah-mazing.” Colleen commented, only a tiny bit joking with that retort. Glad Link was keeping Jade at bay from getting Flynn too overwhelmed so he’d have a good experience with the dog; Colleen assumed that the giggles meant he was enjoying himself. “I told you. My conspiracy theory is correct. Dogs and babies can communicate.” The woman nodded convincingly. “Jade and Barbra. The true love story no one is telling.” Colleen smiled, joking away as she rubbed her son’s hand and petted Jade’s body. “Aw, I thought I was Daddy’s girl.” Colleen prodded at him, wiggling her eyes before bursting out laughing at the prospect of using that word to describe herself. “Sorry Moose, there’s always that cute poodle at the park.” She commented with the smile. Flynn squirmed on his breastfeeding pillow, making noises as his eyes followed the pair around the room. “Do you want to go for a walk, bunny?” Flynn giggled at the puppy being so close. “Do you have her leash? If not, I’m sure you could borrow one of Moose’s.” 

“It’s no joke Darlin’ we’ve got a whole story collection on the store based on dogs and humans switching places.” Link chuckled with a smile. He stood and unfurled Jade’s leash from his pocket, bending down to press a sweet kiss to Colleen’s lips before shaking his head at her daddy comment. “I never leave without it.” The man scooped his dog into his arms, scratching behind her ears as he waited for Colleen and Flynn to be ready to go. Once they were, he quickly slid on his shoes and hooked the leash to Jade’s collar. Opening the front door, Link placed Jade on her feet. Her head turning as if to ask what the crap am I doing down here? “It’s called a walk for a reason, princess.” He smiled down at her, allowing Colleen to come out before reaching around her and closing the door. “Lead the way. I don’t want to get us lost.”