Where Can I Buy A Life?

Just random shit mostly...

[coughloop]

"if a girl at the club doesnt fart on me tonight im killing myself"

- Banjamin Franklin hours before putting that key in the sky to invent electricity

[slaughteringbunnies]

how are ya feeling?

[coaztal]

How’s men

[frejann]

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

[frejann]

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

[deejay]

When you turn on shuffle and London Bridge by Fergie starts playing

[hotboyproblems]

police: you're under arrest

me: no i'm not

police: shit

[marisatomay]

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

[f1rstperson]

I went to look this up and this was the first article

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

[ouijasquiji]

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

[parakeet]

remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat

[cungadero]

[makemelaughblog]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

didnt you die

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

[shitpostinguniverse]

[opossummypossum]

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you