meet ass soda (at the door)

hi im hal and i --- adult / he/him / virgo PFP BY ME FRIEND RYLEE!!!! READ MY CARRD :D!!

[hhalsprite]

hey gang it's me halliel he/him + adult other ask/rp blogs you can find me on under the cut!:

Pressure: @expendable-flux [Inactive] @pressure-thechasm [Inactive] @ask-some-squiddles [Inactive] @ask-z284-blitz [Abandoned]

Sprunki: @asksprunkiestsimon [Semi active] @asksprunkifuloren [Semi active] @asksprunklessowakcx [Inactive]

Dandy's World: @askuntwistedsprout [Very active!!!] @askuntwistedrnd [Active] @askuntwistedaustin [Semi active] @askretwistedcosmo [Semi active] @askuntwistedglisten [Semi active] @askvallentovinyl [Semi active] @askdreamerastro [Inactive] Other misc blogs: @corbinthebackrooms [Backrooms OC] [Semi active] @ask-strider-siblings [My strider family OCs] [Semi active] @ask-the-neutrals [Town of Salem OCs] [Inactive] @ask-doctorclaim [Town of Salem OC] [Inactive] Slenderverse: @wethreeidiots [Inactive] @ask-ooc-slenderverse [Inactive] @askbadprebrand [Inactive] @clown-jesus [Abandoned] @ther1ghtdirection [Abandoned] Homestuck: @askoppositedave [Inactive] @ask-hal-lalonde [Inactive] @ask-dirk-harley-blog [Inactive]

[hhalsprite]

looking back on the twenty teens and early 2020s............ i miss fantrials i miss being in fantrials... are they still goin on?

[targetedknowledge]

[lizardsister]

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

[hhalsprite]

What happened to Brusha in the Untwisted AU? Seems like she's isolating herself from everyone while focusing on her painting.

i do not care for brusha much as a character /gen

so all thats been established is that she has twisted, and she is one of tisha’s ex’s

[hhalsprite]

What is the Untwisted AU? From the "un" part of it, sounds like some of the toons didn't become Twisted, but on the Sprout blog, it looked like Sprout was almost about to become a Twisted.

untwisted is just the name of my AU! most of the toons are not twisted, but few are on the path of it.

sprout being one of them, because of recent circumstances that have happened to him unfortunately. his lack of an arm though is not related to his twisting though!

[hhalsprite]

So, with each Twisted being cured, a new untwisted blog is made that is connected to all of the untwisted blogs?

nope! the namesake "untwisted" on each blog doesnt mark them as a cured twisted, it's just .. a namesake really to show these toons are connected to the untwisted universe! it belongs to a friend and i, and we create blogs to MOST of those we RP, but occasionally others will make cameos on already created blogs (like tisha having a small ask event hosted on @askuntwistedsprout ) the only twisted so far in the universe who has been cured successfully at this point in the timeline is cosmo!

[hhalsprite]

I'm curious about your untwisted blogs. Are the holiday toons not Twisted as well, and if so, are they keeping to their holiday floors that the Twisteds don't go to?

of all the holiday toons, exactly half of them are twisted. with ginger being the only non-twisted of the bunch the christmas toons were hit the MOST with their "hibernation" state (when it's not their time, they go inactive and begin to isolate and disassociate) so occasionally ginger does go into that dissociative state and begins to sit in cupboards or hide herself - but the bakers have done their very best to coach her out of it. the other event toons get it too, but not as powerful

[hhalsprite]

Do you need any asks sent to askuntwistedyatta? I'm just asking because I checked the blog and it was empty and wondered if you need any asks.

that isn't my blog and is owned by my friend, @rubybot but i'm sure any asks sent there would be appreciated! theywill get to it when they have time :]

[hhalsprite]

whaever!!!!!!!

[akuisinsane]

my last pressure fanart due to zeal being a horrible disgusting person

What Zeal Did to Ren / NoLongerNull at RDC 2025

What Zeal Did to Me at RDC 2025 Written and compiled by the person to whom this happened. Edited with the help and support of my friends.

read with caution, but please spread around if you can

edit: do not frame or see this as 'drama.' dont care about the future of pressure right now. someone, ren, was raped.

whatever you do, dont buy from their shop on makeship and dont buy their gamepasses. dont even play pressure at all

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[gay--dog]

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

[hhalsprite]

squirmy wormy

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[hhalsprite]

did not know MY GOAT played dandys world

[hhalsprite]

I love this man.