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lumpnuggets

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this

littlecofiegirl

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

helloitsbees

nature is amazing

booze-grandpa

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

socialbutts

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk

honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

sir-scandalous-deactivated20181

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

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breeze2

plounce

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

jawkey-blog

when i was a little kid i had a crush on the queen spider from the chuck e cheese spider stompin game

speedlimit15

emilysachs

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crazydiamonds

just-a-trans-nerd

There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me

-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies -The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts -The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking -The sunglasses -The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday” -Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun -“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”

beachdeath

we haven’t even covered:

-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face -to great effect for the surprise gun reveal -rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch” -rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch” -the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate” -the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt -i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times

taggedrne

me: goes into the ocean with my period

me: come @ me sharks my location is ON

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me to mother earth: we totally deserve what’s coming to us but are you ok

un-arcane

ribly

meshinator

wordsnquotes

Don’t ask yourself what the world needs, ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who are alive.

Howard Thurman (via wordsnquotes)