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I LOVE BEING CRINGE ONLINE!!!!!! 19 y/o

[redstonedust]

no more "gooners" "gooning" we are PERVERTS and we CRANK our MEATS 💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🚒🚒🔨🪚🪓

[miwiheroes]

el hopper i need to save you from these straight men who think you either have to live out ur conformist life married with 6 little nuggets with ur homo boyfriend or... you have to kill urself

[korol--reznii]

[justremuslupininamask]

"Y'all only want byler to be canon cause it's gay-"

Shut up. The only ship I want canon just because it's gay is stonathan. Get your facts right.

[cjriles]

RIP Ted Nivison. Died today—October 23, 2025 by JSchaltt and the CIA. You will be missed by all. 😔✊

[54625]

❤️

[phagon]

[itsgonnabeanofrommedawg]

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

[moomin279]

I’ve only had Phil Ellis for three weeks and if anything happened to him then I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

[ifuckinghatebriansella]

it's an epidemic really

[withmatchingscars]

while it's all fresh in everyone's minds that elon musk is a fan of nazism, I just want to remind all my fellow canadians that earlier this month, elon musk and pierre poilievre had only good things to say about one another. maybe keep that in mind as we're coming up on the elections in a few months... especially since poilievre seems like he's going to become prime minister and we'll need strong candidates in the other parties to make sure that doesn't happen.

[cute-pluto]

theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for

[cute-pluto]

things that sure are.

[cute-pluto]

things that are.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is peak design

[writeouswriter]

Can't believe no one posted chair (for sitting)

[emilysramblings]

always love it when people find out about No Name. their peak tbh. they had a float at the Pride Parade in Toronto last year and it was full of a bunch of silly stuff like this but queer

[pixiecaps]

​big fan of whatever this was

[percyjackson-post]

Okay, hear me out: The seven decide to do a trauma candy salad on Piper’s social media, and within a day it becomes her most liked post and starts 6 new conspiracies.

Percy: Hey, I’m Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.

Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.

Leo: Hi! I’m Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!

Piper: I’m Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's. 

Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.

Frank: I’m Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears

Hazel: When I was 13, I died. I’m putting in life savers :)

Part 2!

[whosectype]

I don’t remember what compelled me to make this but figured the strokers of tumblr might enjoy it

[cl3fairyyy]

i have not stopped thinking about this image since it dropped. it haunts my thoughts 24/7. i have to pay tribute to it before bed every night. i have a shrine in every room of my house dedicated to it. i will never be the same again.

[chillinparker]