Breathe.

“ if today’s no good, you’ll have tomorrow. If tomorrow’s no good, you’ll have the next day.”

[redlipstickresurrected]

Amu aka Amu’s Vision aka Amritpal Dhaliwal (Punjabi, b. 1999, Punjab, India, based Bay Area, CA, USA) - 1: They’re Always Watching  2: Seeking False Hope  3: Untitled  4: The Energy We Radiate   5: Come, Let’s Go, Mixed Media

[callmeprincesatonight-deactivat]

[art and neon genesis]

(4) by karel thole

[mobpsycho100]

[boycomics]

true romance

[nintendosbitch-archived]

Just so y'all know, there’s more lol

[gaycommunist]

actually, growing up is feeling like i turned sixteen two days ago. i’ve been eighteen for years. fifteen year olds seem so young. wasn’t i fifteen just a few weeks ago? all my friends and i are still twelve. i’m closer to thirty than to being a baby. i never got to be a kid. i never grew past eight. i can’t talk to my mom. i want to sit in her lap forever. i want to decide everything for myself. i need someone to tell me exactly what to do. the week is going by so slow. an entire year has passed.

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[afrophunk]

Yall forgot the part where the dog puts his snout in the hole

[deliberatelyvague]

Acne Stress (asmodeus x gn! reader)

Started: May 16, 2020 at 9:50pm

Ended: May 16, 2020 at 10:05pm

Pairing(s): (asmodeus x gn! reader)

Trigger Warning(s): acne, stress about acne, insecurities

Author’s Note: love Asmo ❤️ the thought of him helping me with my acne is 👌

Prompt/Request: Heya! I hope you’re doing well x May I please request a fic or headcanon where MC is feeling stressed about their acne and they turn to Asmo for help? Thank you ☺️💖

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You wished that you would have been informed sooner that there was going to be pictures taken for the school yearbook. Of course, the RAD Newspaper Club might’ve sent out a notification, but you had turned those off soon after your arrival to the Devildom.

So now here you were, a few days away from the date you got your picture taken, and experiencing one of your worst breakouts yet. You say in front of your mirror, looking at the acne but not daring to touch your face, figuring it would cause the breakout to worsen.

You pout as you looked in the drawer to your right, that’s where you kept your skincare products, but you didn’t know that you had quickly run out. All you had left was a tube of product that had burned your skin terribly last time you used it, hence the reason why it was still in the drawer.

You could ask Lucifer if you could go to the store and pick up some masks and facial scrubs, but judging by the time displayed on the clock, that idea would be pretty quickly shot down. That left one person you knew would help: Asmodeus.

Now, you knew you should’ve probably went to Asmodeus the first time, because since he is your boyfriend, he would probably be more than willing to help you out. But he has such perfect skin, always so soft to the touch and bright and dewy, it kind of made you insecure to face him with the bumps and pimples you had currently.

But you weren’t okay with your picture in the yearbook being of you with this complexion, so you bit the bullet and mosied your way to your love’s room.

You knocked on the door, and was overjoyed to see that he was still awake.

“Doll, what are you still doing up? And what’s with that pout?” He asked, ushering you inside.

“It’s just my face, I’m having a really bad breakout, and I don’t have any products left,” you explained, and gently he hooked his pointer finger underneath your chin and analyzed your face.

“I know just the thing! Come with me, Sweetie, and I’ll pamper you,” he exclaimed, dragging you to his connected bathroom, not really giving you the choice to follow him.

He laid out a bunch of different products, but told you how he didn’t want to overwhelm your pores so he was only going to be using a few of them tonight, and told you to use the rest the next few nights.

“But [Y/N] I want you to know, you’re beautiful no matter the state that your skin is in,” he soothed when the two of you were laying on his bed, waiting for the mask to finish hardening.

“I know, Asmo. Thank you.” He wrapped his arms around you and cuddled you, pressing his face into your neck. He had considering also putting a mask on, but vetoed the idea after a few minutes of contemplating something- you didn’t know what.

“Of course, Doll! Now let’s take that mask off, I want to snuggle more.”

[limopee]

Alucard was fine during S3 idk what y’all are talking about

[superunfriendlyreminder]

[guidetodreaming]

One of the most important things I learned in my Language and the Law class is that law enforcement will intentionally misinterpret every type of statement asking for a lawyer as not asking for a lawyer. Even directly saying it like this “I will not speak to you without a lawyer” can be taken as a simple statement of fact rather than a request for a lawyer. You literally have to state “I am now invoking my right to a lawyer” and every time they try to proceed with an interrogation you have to answer every question with “I am invoking my right to have a lawyer present”. You can’t just tell them you won’t talk without a lawyer or that you want a lawyer. You have to state that you are invoking your rights. Otherwise they could just say “well they just said they wouldn’t speak without a lawyer present. That’s not invoking their rights to a lawyer. It’s just stating a fact.” even just stating your right to a lawyer doesn’t count!

[penrosesun]

PLEASE share this addition. I am a lawyer who works in criminal defense, and this is one of the most avoidable things that people consistently get wrong about the Miranda rights.

Here are some more “ambiguous” phrases which courts have found DO NOT invoke your right to a lawyer:

“Maybe I should speak to my lawyer first.”

“I might like a lawyer.”

“I think I should have a lawyer present for this.”

“Could I speak to my lawyer first?”

“How long until my lawyer gets here?”

And perhaps most egregiously – “Get me a lawyer, dawg – ‘cause this is not what’s up.”

Here are the magic phrases which you need to know if you want to invoke your Miranda rights:

1) “Am I free to leave?”

It’s worth asking this even if the answer is obvious. Even if the officer does not let you leave, by forcing them to admit that you are not free to leave, you are creating a record which your attorney can use to prove that you were in custody. Miranda rights only apply if the interrogation is custodial, meaning that police officers will frequently claim that their suspects were “not in custody” to get around their Miranda rights.

2) “I am invoking my right to remain silent.”

Simply staying silent will not invoke your right to remain silent. As absurd as this is, you must explicitly say that you are invoking your right to remain silent in order to invoke that right.

3) “I am invoking my right to an attorney.”

As stated above, you must be not only clear and unambiguous, but clear and legally unambiguous. Don’t get cute. Don’t get sassy. And on the flip side, don’t get intimidated and use verbal ticks to minimize your request. Say the line with those words exactly – say it clearly, and say it once, and then say nothing else.

Because even after you’ve done all this, the police can still try to get you to talk. They’re not supposed to interrogate you, but they’re allowed to make casual conversation, and if that conversation just happens to circle back around to the thing they wanted to question you about, well, that’s really your fault for talking after you said you wouldn’t, isn’t it? Can’t possibly fault the poor officers when you initiated – if you really wanted to have your rights respected, you wouldn’t have talked to them in the first place.

The police know this, and they will mercilessly exploit this loophole. So, once you’ve successfully invoked your Miranda rights, any and all conversation you have with police officers will put those rights back into jeopardy. 

Putting it all together:

Ask: “Am I free to leave?”

If they say no, say: “I am invoking my right to remain silent and I am invoking my right to an attorney.”

And then shut up and do not say a single thing to them for any reason whatsoever until you have actually spoken to an attorney. Yes, even if it takes hours. Yes, even if they start talking to you about something else.

Finally, a very important disclaimer:

I may be a lawyer, but I’m not your lawyer, and I cannot guarantee that what I’ve just laid out here will always work for every situation. We didn’t get to this bizarre and absurd place overnight – we built this ridiculous system piecemeal, by deciding on a case-by-case basis that certain phrases were “too ambiguous” or certain types of questioning weren’t actually questioning at all. The law is still in flux, and is still fundamentally out to get you, and willing to bend plain meaning beyond all recognition to do it. Even if you invoke your rights perfectly, exactly as I have specified above, there’s a chance that your invocation of rights will be disqualified on some new technicality that no one’s even thought of yet – and that’s precisely the problem.

[lemonsharks]

Watch this video: “Don’t Talk To The Police”

[airandangels]

And do this even if you have actually done something wrong and want to take responsibility for it. Rights aren’t just for wrongly accused people and you cannot count on the police to do the right thing because you’re trying to do the right thing. You may end up charged with far more or worse than what you actually did. Even if, in the best possible scenario, you deal only with honest officers who bear you no malice, they could make honest mistakes that put you in a worse position, and you may not notice because you’re not familiar with all the rules they’re supposed to follow. Your lawyer should know all about that and can speak up for you if procedures are not followed properly. Good luck!

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

idk if any of this works for Black people but just gonna reblog so we at least have the knowledge

[hakuryuuedits]

✰ NANA ɪᴄᴏɴs

✰ 𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒/𝑅𝑒𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑠!

[chemicaljupiter]

a gift from me 2 u ♡

[chemicaljupiter]

a gift from me 2 u ♡

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[etheringtonbrothers]

The ONLY WAY to combat the lack of funding in arts education is for professionals to take a few hours a week to share their skills for FREE, to empower and encourage the next generation of artists. THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR. Here’s 200 tutorials:

How to draw ANGRY EXPRESSIONS How to draw BATTLE DAMAGE How to draw BIRD HEADS How to draw BOOKS How to draw BOTTLES and GLASSES How to draw BOXES How to draw BREAKING GLASS How to draw BRICKWORK How to draw CABLES and WIRES How to draw CAR CHASES How to draw CATERPILLAR TRACKS How to draw CAVES How to draw CHARACTERS (3-SHAPES) How to draw CHARACTERS (FLIPPED-SHAPES) How to draw CHARACTER SHAPES How to draw CITYSCAPES How to draw COMIC COVERS How to draw COMPOSITION   How to draw CONTRAST How to draw CONVERSATIONS How to draw CREATURE TEETH How to draw CROSS-CONTOURS How to draw DETAIL AT DISTANCE How to draw EARS How to draw FABRIC How to draw FEET & SHOES How to draw FEMALE HANDS PART ONE How to draw FEMALE HANDS PART TWO How to draw FLAGS How to draw FOOD TRUCKS How to draw FOREGROUND MIDGROUND BACKGROUND How to draw GAME BUILDINGS How to draw GEMS and CRYSTALS How to draw GHOSTS How to draw GIRL’S HAIR How to draw GOLD How to draw GRASS How to draw HAIR (1940s styles) How to draw HAIR IN MOTION How to draw HAPPY EXPRESSIONS How to draw HEAD ANGLES How to draw HOOVES How to draw HORNS How to draw HORSE HEADS How to draw IMPACT DEBRIS How to draw IN 3D How to draw INTEGRATING LOGOS How to draw INTERIOR BASICS How to draw IN-WORLD TYPOGRAPHY How to draw JUMPS How to draw JUNGLE PLANT CLUSTERS How to draw JUNK HOUSES How to draw LAMP POSTS How to draw LAVA How to draw LIGHTNING and ELECTRICITY How to draw MECHANICAL DETAILS How to draw MUSHROOMS and FUNGUS How to draw MONSTER HEADS How to draw MONSTER TENTACLES How to draw MONSTER TRUCKS How to draw MOUNTAINS How to draw NEGATIVE SPACE How to draw NEWSPAPERS How to draw NOSES How to draw OVERGROWN VEGETATION How to draw PEBBLES AND GRAVEL How to draw PERSPECTIVE BOXES How to draw PIGS How to draw PILLOWS and CUSHIONS How to draw POD HOUSES How to draw POURING LIQUID How to draw ROBOT ARMS How to draw ROCK FORMATIONS How to draw RUNNING FIGURES How to draw SAND How to draw SAUSAGE DOGS How to draw SEA WEED   How to draw SHADOW COMPOSITION How to draw SHOULDER ARMOUR How to draw SIEGE WEAPONS How to draw SILHOUETTE THUMBNAILS How to draw SMALL FLAMES How to draw SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE How to draw SMOKE EFFECTS How to draw SNOW How to draw SPACE BIKES How to draw SQUIRRELS How to draw STICK FIGURES How to draw SWORD FIGHTS How to draw THE HORIZON How to draw TIKI STATUES How to draw TREASURE CHESTS How to draw TREE BARK How to draw TREE ROOTS How to draw USING THE SHATTER TECHNIQUE How to draw VEHICLE STANCE How to draw VINES How to draw VINTAGE PLANES How to draw WATER How to draw WOODEN HOUSES

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

Some cats in some funky sunglasses

[snubbin]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Please watch this.

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

[wereralph]

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling

[jasontoddschildbearinghips]

HE

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PENCIL

[averruncusho]

This is so fucking funny jjdkdkdks

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I reblogged this on my main a while ago but it’s so funny that it deserves to be on this blog too

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

[meatgod]

Doing my part, meatGod approved