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“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast

I don’t think humans should be living in studio apartments or little one bedroom apartments you can barely turn around in. It’s like how the minimum tank size requirement for a betta fish is technically 2.5 gallons but you’re a monster if you put them in anything less than 5 gallons. I think people deserve at least one extra room in their house.

byjove

I get wanting to avoid urban sprawl, wanting to use space efficiently or whatever but goddamn. You should have space for potted plants, for a pullout couch for when your mother comes to visit, space to pursue your hobbies. I don’t think that’s a greedy thing to want.

byjove

I see some of the apartments listed in NYC and it’s like. that should be illegal. I’ve seen snakes with enclosures bigger than that

lgbtlunaverse

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

sightofsea

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

thyrell

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

thyrell

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

lumeninfusco

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

lumeninfusco

OH SON OF A BITCH

teaboot

A dumb evil rich asshole's adult kid named Techno Mechanicus is either how we're gonna get an RL 80's superhero or a wild ass supervillain and I just hope they're on our side

#she had 3 of those things :(???

tarot15

pirateprincessjess

I thought the worst thing someone could do was talk about knowing me when I “was a man” but I was wrong. I was so wrong.

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

cheshiregrinfu

wind-on-the-panes-deactivated20

This website is a prison amd stuff like these are the bars of my cell.

teaboot

Cannot overstate how much that spongebob scene that went

Somsone: "spongebob you look like a girl"

Spongebob: "am I a pretty girl?"

Like was such a legit game changer for me as a kid

I remember that family and grownups and other kids at school would tell me in a sort of mean-spirited way "you look/sound/act/dress/talk like a boy" and I'd just be like

"Am I a pretty boy?"

There were other unexpected things that came from that long-term I think but that'sprobably where it started being fun

teaboot