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Since as many folks know mobile games are literally my life right now as I am in the hospital until my broken ankle gets better, allow me to rant about my team and straregy for the current twins birthday event on PriPuz. Lemme know if you have any input.

So my team is PPR+ Dorothy and Reona, the strongest versions I have, and ultimate PPR++ SCR Mikan. Dorothy and Reona are there to boost the score of the Dorothy and Reona blocks, and ultimate Mikan is there for her ability to cause a limited type of blocks to fall for a short time.

So my strategy is to first activate Mikan’s ability, then use Dorothy and Reona’s abilities to knock out tons of blocks so the screen is mostly one type (hopefully Dorothy or Reona and not Usagi) and then activate Cyalume Change to clear the whole screen several times and score tons of points.

Using this strategy I aaaaaaalmost got to S rank this morning but not quite. With a really good game I think I can get to S rank, but even so I don’t think that’s good enough to get into the upper tiers. I think it might be impossible without stronger Dorothy/Reona cards (*cough* as in the ones in the Gatcha right now…) or maybe SCR Shion (not like I have a way to get her).

tikkety-tok

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

teaboot

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

fruitpilled

is it working

teaboot

Yes

magnuspool

I AM FINALLY FREE FROM SHADOWBAN. THANK LORDS.

locusimperium

swan-archive

locusimperium:

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.

Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.

Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares

1 cup unsalted butter, softened

1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.

Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.

Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick. Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.

Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

brawltogethernow

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

Edit: Oh, right, and I just use normal white sugar to dust. As much as the dough can hold is best, which is why I always end up shaking the pan around like I’m panning for gold.

dduane

I tried these when I saw this post last. They’re REALLY good. :)

jessebloom

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

ashyfurz

bat-demon

. that is a serial killer

bawdza

Normal life trial attempt #1

#them <3

doomingthenarrative

she was totally recording

based on this:

#this is so cute help #ahhduwsuwhsyw

demonsandpieohmy

Can’t believe it’s been 50 years since:

“If you were really in love you wouldn’t have missed.” “Time comes for us all Goncharov.” “We’re just meat to them Joe. Remember that.” “I dream of you every night, but I can no longer remember your face.” “If you are a snake, then I am Eve’s trembling hands.”

И если ты со мной рядом, значит, ты проиграл 🎤🎶

#Мэйби Бэйби #Дора #Не исправлюсь

ampervadasz

Unmute !

insufficiently-advanced

cloudselkie

Every single one of these kittens: “The world is SO BIG and I am SO SMALL and I am not sure what to do with myself but I sure am trying.”

augustdementhe

The ‘adulterous’ cats at the end always get me.

nube-1-deactivated20210117

northofcorpis

That fuckin smile at the end

bettsplendens

To the worried person in the comments:

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.

sindri42

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

ubercharge

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Posted Oct 9, 2012

jenroses

It’s the offseason around these parts, and one of the essential things we do every offseason is revisit our diet and exercise. Healthy living and careful planning in April helps us balance out...

Read this. Even if you hate eggs and perky diet blogs. Read through Wednesday at the very least. My bet is if you get to Wednesday, you’ll want to read the rest.