I Am The Ranger Hidden In The Shadows

🌿Hello!🍃 I'm Ranger number 68, Alex. ~She/her 19~ 🛡@3t3rnaldr3ams⚔️

[weirdness-is-good]

[hidden-ranger]

@3t3rnaldr3ams

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[genuine-possum]

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

spell of way too many followers activate

[luidilovins]

If this is what it takes to let you know that people actually give a shit about you taking care of yourself

[idiotic-eldritch-chaos]

@were--ralph @staffs-secret-blog @pukicho tagging some big blogs from off the top of my head to spread this more

[staffs-secret-blog]

I'm curious, let's see if it's even feasible to get to 666k notes that fast

[chaoschaoswriting]

@its-a-writer-thing - you've got a ton of followers, lets make this person take care of themselves :D

[its-a-writer-thing]

Self-Care, Self-Care, Self-Care

[justfurbythings]

Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere

[urbanrogue]

STOP TELLING PEOPLE THEIR PARTNERS ARE UGLY. THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU. GO BE ALONE AND SHALLOW SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[joshpeck]

this video changed my life

[stimman3000]

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[rainbowdogma]

roomba.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

he monch

[babyanimalgifs]

[sapho2400]

@muslimfinn

[thistherapylife]

After this week, this gives me faith

[quecksilvereyes]

he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!

[mage-pie]

The other thing is that cats have a very good sense of time and tend to like regular schedules. If OP’s family members pray every day at the same times, in the same place, the cat knows the drill and probably considers this an official Household Activity which requires Feline Supervision.

[duncans-idahoe]

My favorite part of being in the Ranger’s Apprentice fandom is that basically everyone follows each other, so you end up seeing the same post like 40 times in a row

[dramaticalcorgi]

user: tittie

tumblr:  STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[darkwavepossum-moved]

>resist arrest

[scamp-on-a-lamp]

[transpondster]

[incorrect-rangers-quotes]

duncan: you do realize this is illegal, right?

halt: your point?

[outofcontextarthur]

[outofcontextarthur]

[puellaeternus]

Friendly reminder

“In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not to debate whether you should have been upset in the first place.”

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

fuck.

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Maybe the problem with love these days is that someone says they love you, and you just wonder how long for.”

— J.L. Johnson