Life is Balance

had accts hacked recently, all cleaned up Rivyra Evenlief, at your service! writing commissions open: $5/100 words banner pic was done by tyler street mraaa 27

[scriberat]

alright, convention weekend is over and that means that writing commissions are open again! romance, angst, fluff, two or more characters, doesn't matter! $5/100 words

[the-supernatural-atheist]

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

[the-supernatural-atheist]

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

[makaeru]

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

[schakira]

hey not to advertise these twats (so don't look them up) but some absolute fucks in paris allegedly created a service where you can "rent air conditioning" (taking advantage of a climate apocalypse) and they make you pay 700€ a month for AC that costs 200€ for life.

[schakira]

image descriptions and translations:

[social media screenshot from Le Parisien, a french journal "renting instead of buying AC, the good deal proposed by [Don't-Look-Them-Up] mid-heatwave."]

[journal article from Le Parisien that reads: "renting instead of buying AC, the good deal proposed by [Don't-Look-Them-Up] mid-heatwave.

Since the start of the summer, acquiring an AC has been challenging. To answer to buyers who are faced with empty storefronts, [Don't-Look-Them-Up] has found a trick: the punctual rental of cooling units."]

ahem. and the review

[One-Star Review: Crooks that profit off of people's distress. He made me an offer for a 9000 BTu AC unit (valued at 280€) for 750€ per month. To avoid.]

[schakira]

they admitted in a video that they bought all the AC units DURING A BIG HEATWAVE all over Paris to empty all stocks, so that people would rely on them to get AC.

there were 3000 deaths due to the heatwave.

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[jmtorres]

folks i'm worried for us

[embroiderycrafts]

All of the embroidery all at once by Dollmaker1975 on reddit.

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[blankroomsoup]

Quick someone smoke me!

[enki2]

[wifegideonnav]

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

[wifegideonnav]

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Men developing crow’s feet at the corners of their eyes as they get older and/or maybe needing reading glasses when they hadn’t before…. Very dangerous. Do not picture it with your faves. Or at least know you’re doing it at your own risk. Dangerous.

[cloudabserk]

actually men getting off to lesbians has been a mainstream idea for a long time. basically every sitcom for at least the past 30 years jokes about it. and yeah there are some homophobic or disrespectful women out there but imo the average woman engaging with boys love content is far more considerate and thoughtful about men’s inner worlds than the average man jerking it to girl on girl porn is towards women’s.

maybe men should start writing several thousand word fanfics on women’s complex nuanced lesbian love affairs. and women should start ignoring men’s inherent humanity while jacking it to videos of two shirtless guys making out. would that be less of a double standard?

[jaketerrell]

[scriberat]

theres a tumblr premium ad in my sidebar. it can be removed via reporting but how long until that doesnt work? what was that f11 trick to get rid of visuals?

[dotlery]

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[codex-entry]

This is what every other article in Of The Devil reads like.

[the-haiku-bot]

This is what every

other article in Of

The Devil reads like.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[deepetch]

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

[junkyardddog]

Oh my fucking god.

[queerkreep-deactivated20161009]

JESUS CHRIST

[sixthrock]

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

[crispydevil]

New med seller artwork :3