Anything but normal

|Sandra| |20|

[lesbianseulgis]

MOMO X ALLURE 

[omophagist]

Want it I’m with it the cocky got me climbing up ceilings He beat it up and skeet it up and pipe a mile a minute (Damn) He tryna smash me like a Harlem jump skeezy Caught him in the coop blasting Touch Me Tease Me Put that shit on mute, nigga fuck you, eat me Cakes a bad bitch treat these niggas hella greasy Make a nigga take a course in rimming Eat my shit like a feast and don’t forget the trimmings Scuba gear surfboard sun bleached linens And this kitty so good got the pope repenting - Goodie Goodies, Cakes da Killa

[aliciavikander]

THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)

[jung-koook]

“I was surprised. He was the easiest person to talk to before but as we started spending time on our own, there was a side of things that started to feel a bit awkward with V. He used to joke around all the time, but he’s more reserved now. When he approached me first, we sorted a lot of that out. I also thought about how I’ve had heart-to-heart talks with everyone else but V. I’m glad that he planned this time together. After that, although things aren’t exactle the way they were when we ere younger, it still felt like some things have gona back to the way they used to be.” - jungkook

[kiwiipiip]

an apology …

[maramahan]

The greatest tragedy of Among Us is making friends and then accidentally disconnecting before you get to say goodbye

[maramahan]

I just... I wound up hosting for a bit, and a player by the name “Dad of 3” came in to join my game

He was... well. Clueless is an understatement. When I say he has no idea what was going on, I mean the second round he was in he SLAMMED the alarm button and said “my screen said imposter what does that mean”

“It means you’re the bad guy this time, dad,” We explained. “But next time try and keep it secret, okay?”

“Okay”

The next round, he killed another player right in front of me and immediately self-reported.

“I got my first kill,” he said.

“Good job, dad!” we all replied. “You’re getting it”

He was so proud, next round, when he helped us catch the killer. And we were proud for him. He was trying so hard.

His kids showed him the game, he said — “Look dad a meme” — so he was playing it for them.

“What’s sus” he had to ask. “Is it inappropriate?” “No dad. It’s short for suspicious, because suspicious is a lot to type.” “What’s gg?” “It means good game” “ok. Thank u. gg”

Two rounds later, he slammed the alarm again. “My map looks different,” he said. “There are buttons on it”

“That means you’re the bad guy again, dad. You push them to sabotage us. Try it out”

We spent that round watching Dad of 3 gleefully pop in and out of vents at random and press all the buttons just to see what they did

“Have you killed anyone yet dad?” “No. It feels strange.” “It’s okay. It’s just a game. You can kill us if you want to practice.”

He was trying so hard. I don’t know if he’d ever even played a video game before, but he was trying so hard to understand this thing his kids enjoyed, and my little group of strangers was doing our best to help him get there.

I’m so proud of that random father’s effort, and I’m proud of all the other players who were so willing to help him learn.

Then out of nowhere he was gone. Mid-round, Dad of 3 vanished to a bad connection, and I’m legitimately sad. I’d hoped we’d get the chance to play a round for real, and I’d have liked the chance to wish him luck and say goodbye.

But since I can’t do that, I’m throwing this into the void: I hope you have a nice time, Dad of 3, and I hope we were able to help you learn so you can have fun with your kids.

Good luck out there, buddy.

Daybreak says hello.

[verynicecaesarino]

[mrs-landers]

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable 3rd OP

Great Days

by: Karen Aoki & Daisuke Hasegawa 

[jojo-licious]

Same energy

[zevrt1]

Jojo bizzare pandemia part 1 (yep, we've made a collab :3)

[verynicecaesarino]

[fujimen]

[lindsaychrist]

this is so fucking funny…

[relishboi]

[epictroll]

[margbarcis]

worm on a FREAKIN string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vampire-jesus-is-real]

The sound on this video makes it look like it was filmed in fuckin hell

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatmadhatter]

Okay, but THIS.

My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.” I very literally meant I didn’t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I don’t know the answer to?

I’m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if I’m doing something for the first time.

[dovewithscales]

Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something that’s hard for you.

[sherlock-is-ace]

Please, if someone asks you to do something for them. Do it. I sometimes need to see someone else doing the thing so I can silently learn and then know what to expect next time. I’m not being lazy or trying to avoid anything, I’m taking mental notes so I can do it by myself next time.

[searching-in-silence]

cr.jiminrnb

if u look at this without any context, it looks like they're taking txt's lunch money.