I seem to be hopelessly in love with you.

[botanize]

[weloveshortvideos]

This is my new fav wisdom teeth video 

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[underthecrystalmoon-deactivated]

G E T S P O O K Y

[poledancing4jesus]

this pic honestly says it all

[danceycorpse]

I don’t know what I expected

[mercerism]

[rainhann]

ok this is “earring magic ken” who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)

basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didn’t think ken was “cool” enough

SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & all 

this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents weren’t very amused and discontinued the doll 

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART

SO

MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for “magic earrings” and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see there’s a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because he’s STRAIGHT

Here’s the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But it’s DEFINITELY GAY. (And if you’re thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)

AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, they’re forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.

Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.

[c3po]

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan now what’s up with that

[nitacus]

Maybe because Attack on Titan is about human civilisation as a whole, and I don’t care about an anime where a girl can turn into a dog, look like a dog, or is an actual dog that becomes a human, what exactly is ‘tis sending as a message. Why would this interest me over Attack on Titan? Or maybe it’s just simply because people like Attack on Titan and you are allowed to like whatever you want. 

[c3po]

ohhhhhggg i’m fucking slurping this tea off the dirt floor

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[casers3]

IM SHOOK

[babyanimalgifs]

This video is sacred

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

The moment Rihanna became the face of the Met Gala in a look that might never be topped by anyone except by Rihanna herself in the future.

“This is the Black Frozen! This is the queen of the night!”

“It’s not about the Met, it’s about this right here.”

(cc video: RihannaOverdose)

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Most hood song she couldve performed and she did. Im in love.

[socialinkcanvas]

All the offbeat white people and shocked faces have me in absolute tear. Damn I love that woman

[hiddenbehindwallsoflies]

Chat with ne

I am just wanting to chat if anybody would like to

[tkyle]

“Green Light” - Lorde ft. The Real Housewives

[norman-ii-deactivated20221227]

I AM YELLING

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[instacelebs]

[labias]

How does she do it

[hamtastrophe]

[khadidon]

When you have to figure out who they’re talking to.

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