Inner Monologue

Personal Poetry

[hiddenbutheard]

4:54 | 01/24/22

I’ve healed. I think. :)

[pochowek]

(kermit voice) shawty i don’t.....

[liechi]

[stream]

My favorite Taco Bell ad…

[novemberfemme-remade]

i want the duffer bros to stop writing ST and hand it over to the riverdale writers for s4 because then we can get cool fun things like:

jancy pregnancy scare

steve has been the mind flayer the whole time and has just been locked in the basement by his fake-nice evil twin

robin and nancy hooking up (after the pregnancy scare) and nancy saying “oh no I’m still with jonathan I’m cheating on him…” it then cuts to steve and jonathan rawing in the back of steve’s car

bob never died and he’s actually been the mayor of hawkins this whole time, just after extensive plastic surgery

a government funded religious cult that steals children and gives them bowl cuts to torture them

i can’t finish this post i legally cannot

[fuselii]

today i learnt that king tutankhamun made sure that he had a condom with him in his next life. i never want to hear a dude say he didn’t have the time to be prepared or didn’t remember to buy condoms. if king tut had the common decency of making sure someone put a condom in his resting place alongside one of the biggest treasures ever so he could practice safe sex in the afterlife no present day dude has an excuse for not wearing condoms.

[marzipanandminutiae]

here it is

it’s made of animal intestine

and they know it was his because they found residue inside that they were able to DNA-match to him

yes, that kind of residue

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

My mans Tutankhamun was already busting a nut when Osiris was measuring his soul to go see his ol man Ra like imagine having such guts.

When will your fave ever?

[oh-em-gee-wowe]

I love King Tut

[chulychulita-deactivated2017120]

Get you a girl that takes a selfie with your dick in her mouth

She a keeper

[cutechubbylittleprincess]

Me

[hiddenbutheard]

Might just have to do this. No time soon, but maybe one day.

[hiddenbutheard]

Thanks to sleeping pills. I’m able to silence my mind at least for the night. 🌙

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[howtomusicmajor]

Things Overheard in Dorms

“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”

“So needless to say, she peed on me.”

“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”

“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”

“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”

“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”

“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”

“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”

faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”

“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*

“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”

“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”

“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”

“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”

*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*

[tictactate]

Ross is a big mood

[howtomusicmajor]

Life Update: Ross has gotten married and is having a kid in August, the nosy 19 year old is starting her doctorate in the fall, and I’m marrying the person who retrieved my Swiss rolls (I had the flu).

[technicalzombie]

Character development.

[hiddenbutheard]

Welcome back!

Coming back to tumblr feels nostalgic. But, not the good kind. It’s always been an outlet to release my inner turmoil and cope, in a weird way.

[hiddenbutheard]

1st time for everything.

Never have i felt PHYSICALLY ill from an emotional problem/conflict.

[hiddenbutheard]

My suicide poetry 12:25

I wish I was strong enough to take the plung.

I have so myvh to live for although it doesn’t feel worth living for.

One push is all you need to

Knock you off the ledge

One hold is all you need to

Keep you from falling off

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[writing-prompt-s]

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

[writing-in-the-grave]

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

[jehovahhthickness]

Teachers and professors that accept late assignments and allow you to retake exams deserve nothing but the best in the world.

[glittahgurl]

Educators that actually care about you succeeding no matter how many times you fail at first are a godsend

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[deadparent]

im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset