[rob-pattinson]

LIL NAS X 2021 | BET Awards, Los Angeles (June 27)

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

A MOTHER STANDS TALL WATCHING FOR THREATS AS HER NEWBORN CALF STRUGGLES TO STAND UP

[thechristmasof1997and2000]

ant compilation

[rojo-todd]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJWyq5E3/

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

This is peak gen z humor. Incomprehensible. And yet somehow the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

[screenshotsofdespair]

[thephantomvampire]

Yes

[shitpostgenerator]

i’ve been increasing a moron the entire goddamn time

[susiephone]

last night i had a dream where nicolas cage and brad pitt were best friends for years and years, like, completely inseparable. but then they had this big falling out that was all over the media and they didn't speak for years. but THEN, nicolas cage got in a really bad car accident and brad pitt rushed to visit him in the hospital and they reconciled and brad helped nicolas with his recovery and later in an interview, nicolas was talking about it and he's saying how happy he is that he and brad are friends again and he says, "i'm actually really grateful tobey maguire hit me with his car" and then i woke up like whAT THE FUCK. why was this so vivid? why was i dreaming of celebrity bromances? do brad pitt and nicolas cage even know each other beyond the way that everyone in hollywood kind of knows each other??????

[fauxandro-deactivated20240915]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Sun, Hanover, Pennsylvania, January 12, 1922

[victoria-pedretti]

Lily James for Tatler, photographed by Marc Hom, January 2014

[shitpostgenerator]

HOMOPHOBIC COWARDS WILL ENABLE YOU AND BE LIKE “IM farmer”

[hungwy]

You ever see a post on here

i blog with my head turned away in disgust

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A bunch of friends were hanging out in a room and then suddenly, the door slammed shut and a gun appeared in one of their hands. A disembodied voice demanded that the guy with the gun shoots someone in there. The voice didn’t specify that it had to be fatal, so he shot his own hand. Then the voice said, “Outstanding move” and let everyone go.

[mostly-toast-not-completely]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[jaxsonpohlman-blog1]

Super Blood Wolf Moon 2019 ✨

[unlovablehand]

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

[hurleyquinnzel]

Where are his legs

[thekracken]