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One Weird Old Trick to Undermine the Patriarchy
By Michelle Nijhuis
My five-year-old insists that Bilbo Baggins is a girl. (Click to read the rest.)
Collect them all in BIG APPETITES.
Cannibalism
This is my fitblr
I love this! Safe fitspo :)
You are not a machine.
Like most women, I currently live in a society where violence, harassment and scary shit can break out at any moment, just because I told some random asshole “no” without bothering to be nice about it. Doing that is so dangerous that most women don’t dare; after a few scary incidents, they learn to make up excuses, to smile, to be sweet and welcoming, to act as if every single random asshole on the street is a precious new friend that they would just LOVE to stand outside of the Chipotle and chat with FOR HOURS, if only cruel fate had not intervened. That’s what it’s actually like, being a woman: Playing nice with every random asshole, because this random asshole might be the one who hurts you. And then, if he hurts you anyway, they’ll tell you that you led him on.
Tiger Beatdown (via pnasty)
The Ohio State marching band truly is The Best Damn Band In the Land.
:OOOO WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
As a bando, I felt obligated to reblog this.
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
Okay, I realize this hilariously late for Asexuality Awareness Week (which was last week), but due to unforeseen stressors, it didn’t really get done in time.
Anyway! I’ve wanted to do something like this for a while, and I’m proud of myself of actually getting a six page comic done within a week. (Not that it’s really anything super fancy, but it’s better than nothing lol) I do apologize for the massive ugly text wall that is page four but I had a hard time figuring out how to convey it visually while being kind of pressed for time. oh and the occasional copy/paste, I’m sorry for that too
Enjoy! Click on the separate pictures if the text is hard to read.
So I'm in Germany. And... yeah. It's very German here. Which is awesome. And I like everything for the most part (this is not my first time in Germany, but I am in Berlin and last time I was mostly in Trier, near Luxembourg, we only spent like five days in Berlin last time). I missed the apple soda and the amazing baked goods. My host has a lovely soft fluffy kitty named Mausi and that was like the best present ever. I'm going to be here until just before Christmas. There will be some pictures but not tons because I hate looking like a tourist even when I am one. I just arrived Monday so I'm still pretty badly jetlagged and probably will be until like Sunday. But it is amazing and I hope everything goes as planned. Otherwise I am going to have to greatly revise my plans. Yesterday I turned 28 and that was also awesome. :) There's so much amazing chocolate here.
That's all for now. It's way past my bedtime already.
colored version of this + bonus sketch and ariane bc why not
sorry tallis u cant sit with us
So, apparently some folks are pretty mad that people are boycotting the Ender’s Game movie, saying that it’s screwing over all the people who worked on it and ignoring the fact that Lionsgate is doing its best to counteract Orson Scott Card’s donations to hate groups
Of course,...
breakS BUTTon PRESinG sO hARD
35? That’s it? GIVE ME THAT BUTTON.
I'd hesitate if the age minimum was like, 80, but 35? Jesus, that's only seven years away for me, and these men are all damn fine.
I mean yeah risks are good but they’re also REALLY SCARY
Right now I'm so far outside my comfort zone that my insecurity monsters are confused as fuck. They don't know whether to tell me I'm worthless, make me hyperventilate in a crowd, have an anxiety attack over meeting so many new people, or panic because I might have offended someone by speaking German incorrectly. It's kind of weirdly liberating in a way.
Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.
Fun fact: since there is no canonically physical Cecil, you are never and always cosplaying him, you’re just not always aware of it.
#shrodinger’s cosplay
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"