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holtzmann + gay text posts (âcause letâs be real here)
I get pregnant, throw a âgender revealâ party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. âwhat does green mean??â my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. âsettle in, folks,â I say, âitâs time for gender theory 101. I have slides.â
âMonsterâ is derived from the Latin noun monstrum, âdivine portent,â itself formed on the root of the verb monere, âto warn.â It came to refer to living things of anomalous shape or structure, or to fabulous creatures like the sphinx who were composed of strikingly incongruous parts, because the ancients considered the appearance of such beings to be a sign of some impending supernatural event. Monsters, like angels, functioned as messengers and heralds of the extraordinary. They served to announce impending revelation, saying, in effect, âPay attention; something of profound importance is happening.â
My Words to Victor Frankenstein: by Susan Stryker (via sonnywortzik)
i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
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HOW TO BUY LOW-COST GLASSES
If you are like me, you are low income. It doesnât matter why, but you are and sometimes you need things to prevent your quality of life from dipping too much. Like a decent pair of eyeglasses.
Zenni Optical was brought to my attention by one of the residents at the clinic I interned at. The staff is remarkably skilled and it was my privilege to be able to work with them for 300 hours. Anyway, they serve many low-income folks and, instead of them sending them to their optician to look at frames, they recommended taking the up to date prescription and plugging it in at Zenni to get a good pair.
What you need
Your eyeglasses prescription. Get it however:
Dig it up from your paperwork
Call the last place that did your exam and pick it up
Pay for a new eye exam, decline fitting, and take the paper
Your pupillary distance
This is likely on your script somewhere. Look for âPDâ and the number behind it. Otherwise, try this.
Hereâs what you do:
Make an account at Zenni.
Plug in your prescription. I wonât go into the details of why and how scripts are written the way they are and how cool it is. Just plug in the values exactly as you see them. OD (ocular dexter) is the right eye and OS (ocular sinister) is the left. Sphere, cylinder, and axis for each.Â
It should look like this:Â
Now shop for some glasses and order.Â
Cheapest pair is about $7. Shipping is a flat $4.95 no matter how many pairs you order. Sales are often so, sometimes, shipping is free.
You can also order prescription sunglasses! Just make to order a regular pair in whatever frame, import the prescription you plugged in, and choose Add Standard Lens Tint.Â
I recently order my sunglasses because my eyes are going to boil out of their sockets. Took about a week. Came with a lens wipe cloth, PD ruler, and a case. Lenses are accurate and the frame doesnât feel cheap or unbalanced.Â
SUPER.
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Lots of people I know order from zenni and they get wickedly cute glasses for cheap. Itâs awesome.
Yall, my mom used to work for a optometrist and she always reccomend these to her patients who couldnt afford reg high priced glasses. This site is bomb. Ive been ordering my glasses from here for years
Reblogging for myself and eyeglass wearing followers
fully endorse this. iâve definitely had times when the glasses I ordered didnât look quite as great as I had hoped, but you know what, it didnât matter, since the glasses were like 7 bucks and i had three other pairs. like i can actually coordinate my outfit with my glasses if i want. i donât have to live in utter fear of possibly breaking or losing my glasses because fuck it iâll just switch to the wire rims today
this things are magnificent
Reminders to myself (and any other artsy people who follow me i guess)
-You donât get better at drawing by avoiding drawing until you are better at drawing.
- You donât have to make a new masterpiece every day itâs okay if all you drew is a doodle of a bug. You are now +1 bug doodle better at doodling bugs.Â
- Also itâs okay if the thing you drew didnât turn out very good. Everything you draw makes you one step closer to being able to draw good. You are still +1 step better at drawing whatever you drew no take backsies.
- You are the only person who knows if your art didnât turn out as good as you wanted it to. You are the only person who can see the things in your art that werenât what you imagined in your head. No one else will know unless you tell them.
- Comparing yourself to other artists just isnât fair. You get to see all of your art, the best stuff and the worst stuff. You usually only get to see the best stuff other artists make. You donât get to see that half drawn badly propotioned face they drew at 2 am and immediately scrapped. So donât compare your badly drawn 2 am face to their best work.
- Just keep making art. The only way you can really fail is if you give up.Â
Fungus molds photographed by Valeriya Zvereva
Our good friend @quietpinetrees has brought his microfiction to tumblr and it is achingly beautiful.
âPlease tell a story about a girl who gets away.â I would, even if I had to adapt one, even if I had to make one up just for her. âGets away from what, though?â âFrom her fairy godmother. From the happy ending that isnât really happy at all. Please have her get out and run off the page altogether, to somewhere secret where words like âhappyâ and âgoodâ will never find her.â âYou donât want her to be happy and good?â âIâm not sure whatâs really meant by happy and good. I would like her to be free. Now. Please begin.â
White is for Witching, Helen Oyeyemi (via hotelsongs)
Concept: medusa is a lesbian and thatâs why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair
oops my hand slipped
âI sometimes get asked: âHow come the men in your stories donât have such strong characters?â And Iâm like: âI donât care.â I just want to find out about all the different lives a woman can live.â - Helen Oyeyemi
Three year old Sophie's Princess Chewbacca birthday cake
Sophieâs parents tapped their friend, Megan, to turn a Chewbacca doll into a Princess Chewbacca birthday cake, using the âBarbie cakeâ method, and making Sophieâs third birthday just the bestest.
http://boingboing.net/2015/12/11/three-year-old-sophies-princ.html
princess chewbacca is my favourite chewbaccaÂ
@octoberlings can we?
Perfect.
i just really wanna see fat girls being the love interest in movies. i really wanna see fat girls kicking ass in movies. i wanna see fat girls saving the day, taking no shit, and being adored in film. that would be cool.
Give Fat Girls Literally Any Role That Isnât Comic 2k16
iv come to dismantle the patriarchyÂ
Fennec Foxes are highly social creatures with a rigid social hierarchy. When a pack of Fennec Foxes rest, they form what is often called a âFennec Stackâ with the alpha fox on the highest part of stack and the fox with the lowest social standing at the bottom of the stack. Female Fennec Foxes are not part of this social hierarchy and can rest however they please.Â
OMG THIS IS THE BEST
*whispers* this... this is photoshopped, yâall. Look, the top two are just cut and paste copies of the bottom two.
Those âspot the differencesâ games in kidsâ magazines have prepared me my whole life for this day