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millennial mess

[galecstatic]

no but honestly how. the. fuck.

[shaneposting]

i love shane hollander. i love that he exists. i love everything about him. i love that he’s asian and biracial. i love that he’s the best at hockey. i love that he’s tall and jacked and masc and in a very hypermasculine career and is also a slutty little sub bottom. i love that he’s earnest and sincere and he sucks at sexting. i love that he’s an overexplainer. i love that he keeps hiring people to sort out aspects of his life that he is not good at. i love his fuck ass haircut. i love his architecture obsession. i love that he has his own well and you can see it if you like. i love his massive wet eyes. i love whatever the fuck kind of psychosexual shit he has going on in his own beautiful mind. i love that he’s complex and interesting and flawed. i love that he’s doing all that while also dealing with being autistic and having an eating disorder and a bunch of sensory issues and everything that comes with being a professional athlete and a celebrity and a guy whose mom is his manager. i love him so much that it doesn’t matter whether he was only ever supposed to be a stand in or a cheap knock off. he contains multitudes. i have killed for him and i will die for him. thank you and goodnight

[chaoticpaige]

Shane Hollander + that cute way he stands

[finelytaylored]

[barbie-verse]

hr twitter (part 2/?) ft our little autistic man <3

[millinerswings]

"I like you" isn't just a stepping stone to "I love you" - it is a distinct narrative beat in its own right.

As the audience, we already know that Ilya loves Shane because we heard him say it in Russian. But we also know that love is not enough - Shane loves Rose but they weren't compatible. Sometimes love isn't enough, for a variety of reasons.

This is why Shane and Ilya are terrified of coming to the cottage. Because we still don't know if they're compatible beyond the incredibly hot sex and psychic level hockey passes. The tuna melt date was nice before Shane crashed out, but that was just one afternoon.

"I like you" is the missing piece in their relationship. I know that I love you and I desire you and we play good hockey together, but do I like you?

The cottage scenes answer: yes. I like playing with you and I like cooking with you and I like talking to you and I like sharing space with you and I like sleeping next to you and I like waking up with you. I like you.

I like you and I love you and I still have no idea how we can possibly make this work but I really want to figure it out.

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

[hiddentrapdoor]

AND he‘s a millennial

[juliette-cai-enthusiast]

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

[hiddentrapdoor]

i love when an artistic performance is so nuanced and so good that it grows on you. that when you watch it for the first time you might feel that there‘s more to a character but you cannot quiet pinpoint it yet. then you start reading other fans thoughts and ideas, you start to get into the lore, because you can‘t let it go, and you rewatch the whole thing — and then it hits you. the whole depth of it all, of every look, every expression, every stance. and you develop such a deep understanding of the character and everything that they are. because the performance dares you to. because the performance touched something within you the first time, and you had to figure out what it was. and now the character will never let you go again. now they‘re a part of you, now you love them dearly, because due to this outstanding performance you were able to truly connect with this character. this is so special to me. this deserves awards, this deserves attention, recognition and praise.

hudson williams as shane hollander, this is about you.

[somewhereincairparavel]

same picture btw (ilya version)

cat shane

[somewhereincairparavel]

same picture btw

[therozanov]

does it feel like agony for you too? not anymore.

[heymacy]

via Just Jared, December 21, 2025

[hiddentrapdoor]

hudson williams owns my ass at this point

[hiddentrapdoor]

btw, is everyone aware of what was going on when t.A.T.u. released all the things she said back in 2002? i was a child back then, and i remember it so vividly.

a song about two women being in love and women kissing each other in the music video – which got censored in some countries, and some music channels refused to show it at all. and absolutely everyone talked about that song.

so, needless to say, what an excellent song choice for this iconic scene.

[hiddentrapdoor]

never let your boyfriend stop you from falling in love with hudson williams

[skyrigel]

[academicblorbo]

Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.

You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?

You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.

You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet

Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT