Hiding from Cops with Cupcakes

[neil-gaiman]

Is Crowley gonna "go evil" in season 3, or is he going to be a miserable little dude

Good Omens Season 3 opens with Crowley's wedding to Sadie. They make love passionately behind a screen for the rest of episode 1 while people dressed as enormous rabbits bring them jam sandwiches, and talk about the weather. Then Crowley gets eaten by goats and dies, and we never find out if he would have been good or evil, happy or sad, or indeed if he would have had anything else to do in Season 3. It will be frustrating for the audience, but very artistic.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[pulpwrit3r]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[altospaceangel]

This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

[probablybadrpgideas]

Rarer D&D alignments

Bastard Good: You make the world better for people but in a really obnoxious way so everyone low-key hates you for it

Chaotic Dead: You set yourself on fire at the start of each session

Informed Evil: you’re wearing a red cape and cackling so we kind of assume you’ve probably done some bad things off screen, right?

Lawful Pointless: You follow the rules of chess in every situation you find yourself in.

False Neutral: HAHA FOOLS! I WAS NO DRUID! I WAS A PALADIN ALL ALONG!

Lawful Anxious: You follow very strict laws but you don’t know what those laws are or if you’re breaking them.

Personal Evil: rather then making things worse for sapient life, you work to make things worse for Steve specifically. Everyone else is fine.

Centrist Neutral: “I don’t support The Chained God Tharizdun breaking free and unmaking all reality but if we stop him through force we’re just as bad as he is. Did you know there’s actually zero difference between good and bad things?”

Sponsored Good: You provide justice, compassion and the great taste of subways sandwiches! Put in the code SMITETHESINNERS when ordering online for 20% off!

Sexy Lawful: You follow very strict rules but in such a way we kind of suspect you’re getting off on it.

Chaotic Incidental: You act completely randomly but by sheer chance your actions turn out identical to if you followed very strict rules.

Theoretical Good: You want to do good things to help the world and once you stop binging Netflix you’re absolutely going to.

Ugly Neutral: None of the other alignments want to hang out with you so you’re neutral by default

Chaotic Meta: You pointedly refuse to follow the rules of the game you’re playing.

Thirsty Evil: Look, orcs are hot, ok?

[hidingfromcopswithcupcakes]

Lawful Pointless: Gale of Waterdeep literally makes chess move references when he moves in initiative. The absolute nerd.

[tadfools]

[laurens-german]

Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time. Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[catboycunt]

it is a constant battle

[hidingfromcopswithcupcakes]

I didn't need to be called out like this, ya know.

[drunkshogun]

But only the greatest among us can choose collars

[hidingfromcopswithcupcakes]

What I would give to frame this in some vintage frame. My god, it's beautiful.

[hidingfromcopswithcupcakes]

Did you know you can get a Game Over screen in Act 1 if you dare to be annoying enough?

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

ever.

[hanniloli]

So I was watching this old video again because the new Good Omens season triggered my obsession with Neil Gaiman's stories that creeps up periodically ( and his voice is soothing to listen to while I draw) And at about 1:25:30 there's a part that really made me giggle, cause this is what he says when asked about themes in his work:

"I remember once somebody asked me about the kiss that would occur in my books three quarters of the way through, to indicate that we were now moving into act three. And I said 'what'. And they said 'well you must be conscious of it, you do it every time.'"

And I mean...

[neil-gaiman]

It's never planned. It's always there...

[tenthrees]

We just need Nina to do the love thing with Maggie. I have a plan.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“When i started this campaign I was expecting an epic adventure, fighting dragons, rescuing princesses from orcs. Instead of that we’re stalking our two favorite NPC’s around town trying to get them to fall in love. I love DND.” 

-New player

“I had epic battles planned but nooooo you guys want to play matchmaker.” 

-DM

[pajamasecrets]

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, episode 2x05, Charades.

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Their chemistry is so off-the-charts that I was on the verge of shouting “fuck canon, you two belong together!” this whole episode. I haven’t shipped characters like this since I was 13.

[hidingfromcopswithcupcakes]

I'm almost ready to start writing fanfiction again.

[taffydragonblog]

Gonna tell my grandnieces and grandnephews this was Barbenheimer

[animentality]

[obiwan]

Barbie + Blonde Male Fragility Reviews (insp):

[hidingfromcopswithcupcakes]

It's almost like it wasn't for men?

[dearemma]

STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS These Old Scientists